Da humanz said if I wuz going to go outsides I hads to wear somefing called a flea collar. I iz a clean kitteh, I no have fleas! It wuz a struggle getting da collar on me then I would not move for about 5 minutes.
I went back in but kept trying to lick the collar (yucky smell and even yuckier taste). My tongue is so long I could actually reach the collar. Since I wuz licking it da humanz tooked it off me.
Collar only lasted about 20 minutes. Never again!
There's no fleas on me sing, "there's food around the corner, food around the corner for me!" Like dis here dawg...