Practice Poses fur da Bissell Box

I wuz being ma cutest 2day (yep i iz on da dining room tables...dat iz one of ma favorite places ta be even tho i not supposed to be up der....az u can see i listen so beary beary gud).

I akshually wuz hammin it up fur da camera to day cause da humanz had werked hard ta clean up da house dat dey did ignores me a lil bit & I iz not used to dat.

So iffen u finks i iz cute please votes fur me in da Bissell contesty.

It Did Snows BIG Here

We woked up dis mornin and everyfing wuz covered in a big thick blankie of white stuff.

Hai where iz da Momma's car? Iz it under der sum where? I not fink herz can finds it.

Even ma birdie feeder iz covered in snows. (Note ta self: Hab human2 check ta makes sure da birds do hab enuff foods in da feeder.)

Nao dat we did inspekts da snows fur purrty it iz time to dig out.

Human2 did makes dis beary nice path. It wuz likes walkin down a white tunnel. But it wuz beary cold...

So I did turns ma fuzzy butt around and headed back inside.

Back insides where it warm and dry! (When I gotted inside I did da lil back footy dance...each foot gotted shaked and shaked. Da dance wuz followed up wif a gud licky bath.)

Please Vote Fur Me In Da Bissell MVP Contest

Bissell (dems da peeples wot made ma big sucky fing) iz habbin a pet photo contesty and ma human2 did enters me in it.


Nao dis iz not just a popularity contesty no siree bob! Da winners gets big moneys donated to der favorite charity! Winnin dis contest could halp out a lot of animals in ma shelters dat I donates to. And well dat would just be so pawsum!

Da Bissell MVP Most Valuable Pet Photo Contest Grand Prize...

• Your pet's photo on a BISSELL box
• $10,000 donation to the pet charity of your choice
• BISSELL pet vacuum or deep cleaner
• $500 "Perfect for you and your pet" shopping spree

Second Prize

• Your pet's photo on a BISSELL box
• $5,000 donation to the pet charity of your choice
• BISSELL pet vacuum or deep cleaner
• $250 "Perfect for you and your pet" shopping spree

Third thru Fifth Prizes

• Your pet's photo on a BISSELL box
• $1,000 donation to the pet charity of your choice
• BISSELL pet vacuum or deep cleaner
• $50 "Perfect for you and your pet" shopping spree

Voting starts Friday, 02/05/10 and ends Thursday, 02/11/10 so pleaze bookmarks ma page and go votes fur me.

Cause even iffen I dunt wins one of dem big pwizes each weekly winner gets dis...

• All weekly winners move on to the semi-finals
• The top vote-getter wins a BISSELL vacuum or deep cleaner specially designed for pets
• And... the top 5 vote-getters win a $25 Visa gift card (which will be donated by me)
  

You will have ta create an account and log in for to vote, sawry. And der is only one votey per account per voting period. So I counting on all ma pals to halp me gets into da finals, kai?

FANKS!

Bye Bye Fishies

Ma fishy friends did go belly up dis weekend. We not nose why. Dey were fine one day den died da next day. I loved going outsides and visiting wif ma fishies. Dey did makes me happy watchin dem swimmin round wif ma sea monster.

We did bring dem insides like we haz every winter fur as long as I can member (dey wuz four years old like me). And dey not seemed ta minds da move & we thought dey wuz okai in der noo room where dey have been for da last two months.

I gonna missin dem beary much. Bye bye ma fishy furends.

Spay Day 2010 Online Pet Photo Contest

Spay Day 2010 Online Pet Photo Contest

All ma donations go to Animal Friends, Inc. (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States)

http://www.thinkingoutsidethecage.org

So please vote for me and halp dem halp more anipals, fanks!!!

Every $1 you donates will not only halp get pets spayed and neutered and save animals' lives, but will gets me anutter vote!

"Votes 4 Boris Kitty"

Wot Da Heck Iz Dat Big Sucky Fing?

Human2 comed home from werk and went straight to da big new sucky fing (a Bissell ProHeat 2X Deep Cleaner) wot herz bringed home a few days ago. I thoughted it wuz a decorashun cause it wuz just sitting & sitting der. But it not a decorashuns, oh no! It wuz loud & noisy & skeery. But I wuz fascinated by wot herz wuz doing where ma table used ta be.

I did sits on da stairs & watch az herz cleaned da entire ruggy. It did comes out really nice & clean. It looks almost noo. But boy was it hards werk. I hads ta takes a big long nappy affer all dat werks.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

Strange Fings Going On Here

Human2 wented wif herz sisfur ta pick out a headstone for der Mommy's grave. It haz been over a year since grandma died so it about time dey did dis for herz.

Human2 comed home & showed us pikshurs of ones dey liked & da one dey gonna gets & stuff. Den tolded us a story about sum strange fings hers did sees on da way homes from da country.

First herz comed across a field wif three swans in it! Usually der are deer out in dem fields not swans!



Den herz wented to Charles Evans Cemetery in da center of the city in Reading and der wuz da deer! Rite der in da cemetery! Go figure.

But since u can no hunts in a cemetery & peeples drive slow in der. I fink dem deers is beary smart ta stays in der dunt u?

Ma Butt is Famous

Tee hee, ma butt is famous. It iz on da ThinkGeek.com webby site. Dat iz me n ma butt in ma Tauntaun sleeping bag we gotted from ThinkGeek.com.

Video of Us Kittehs Playin wif da Box

We Gotted a Box from CatToys.com

I had ma humanz order up sum toys for ma noo cuzin kittehs down south in NC. I thought I would inspekt da toys afore sending dem to Genghis and Giacomo. Human2 sez I can habs da box ta plays wif but not dem toys. Dat okai cause boxes it so much funs.

I luvs da papers wot comes in dem boxes from CatToys.com. I haz ta dig & scratch & dig sum more. But all ma playin & diggin did gets ma sisfurs attenshuns. (See dat Bela sneakin up on me from behinds.)

Herz (Bela) LUVS (& i means LUVS) papers so herz comed over & sticked herz nose into ma business! Can u believes dat? Me either!

I did set herz straight rite kwik & told her DIS IZ MA BOX! Bela did backs off (mostly).

But Bela must have gone & told sisfur Abby der wuz a fun box out here, cause no sooner den I relaxed a little there herz wuz diggin in ma box & makin herself at home in ma box!

Abby gotted so comfy I thought I would just lets her hab it fur awhile. But dunt furgets it iz still mines!

Whiles ma backs wuz turned dat silly lil Bela did kwikly sneaks out & gets in ma box afore I could gib her wot fur! Since I hads skeered herz so afore herz did no stay in da box too long.

Picasso thought nao dat everybuddy hads been in da box it wuz all herz. So herz started diggin & scratchin likes crazy in dat box. I heards it out in da kitchen over ma crunchies I wuz eatin so I wented backs out to see wot wuz up...

I just could no believe wot I wuz seein. Everybuddy wuz takin advantages of ma goin out for nom noms. But seein az Picasso iz like a billion years old I did lets her stays in da box wif out pounin on herz.

Fank u for da wunnerful box CatToys.com...o & dem toys fur ma cuzin kittehs too ;)

Hellmanns Mayo Tasty Test

We gotted dis starnge package in da mails 2day. When we opened it it had a tasty test for Hellman's Mayo (we gotted on der mailing list when human2 wroted to dem about all der Mayonnaise habbin poisonous SOY in dem...dey not care dat lots of people iz allergic to it like Human2).


Along wif da tastey test iz a contest online ta wins a year of groceries so we decided to takes da test (Humans wot r allergic still tried just a smidgen so az not to gets sicky.)

So we settled in n really tooks a gud looks at all our choices. We wuz supposed to see iffen we could tells da difference atween da regular mayo n da light mayo.

We did taste bof of dem mayonnaise packs.

We did choose pack A az da lite mayo (all three of us did choose dat one).

B iz da regular mayo. But unfortuantely we alone haz one fing to tells da folks at Hellmann's wot refuse ta makes soy-free mayo n dat iz dis...

......Pfffffft!!!!1!


Update: affer goin online to enter da contesty (hai dey alreddy haz our address so why not rite?) we did lerns we wuz wrong! How can dat be? Pack A wuz da real deal n Pack B wuz da lite. But wot do we nose. We use soy-free mayo made by Spectrum