Terrible Horrible Fings Wot Humanz Duz ta Kittehs

Da humanz dun gone n dun did it now! Dey buyed BorisKitty.com t-shirts from CafePress for dem selves but neglected ta tellz me dey were buyin one fur me too! Da order comed right quick n we gots it on Friday. When Human2 gotted home dey conspired agin me n stuck dis shirt on ma cute little body (okai big cause it a doggy medium shirt).

As you can see I iz nun too happy abouts wear dis here t-shirt no matter how cute it iz or how cute I looks in it!

Dey gotted der pikshures and tortured me good (I did get a few biteys in) den I started skoochin backwards tryin hard ta get out of da shirt! I hated it so. I iz not a kitteh fur fashions dat fur sure.

Since I wuz a gud boy and only bited a lil bit I gots special salmon treats in my new Boris Kitty bowl. (But still dey leaved dat darned shirt on me!)

As you can see da humans gots matching shirts too (and I iz still not too happy about bein dressed up).

But it iz purrty kewl of dem ta share me wif da werld, aint it?