As you can see I iz nun too happy abouts wear dis here t-shirt no matter how cute it iz or how cute I looks in it! 
Dey gotted der pikshures and tortured me good (I did get a few biteys in) den I started skoochin backwards tryin hard ta get out of da shirt! I hated it so. I iz not a kitteh fur fashions dat fur sure.
Since I wuz a gud boy and only bited a lil bit I gots special salmon treats in my new Boris Kitty bowl. (But still dey leaved dat darned shirt on me!)
As you can see da humans gots matching shirts too (and I iz still not too happy about bein dressed up).
But it iz purrty kewl of dem ta share me wif da werld, aint it?
