Thursday, July 02, 2009

Insult to Injury

Last night Human2 did not get home til real late and when herz got here herz smelled of icky dawgs! She was off playing wif some filthy hound instead of home spoiling me rotten as usual! How dare she!

Then today we get a box and when we get to look inside there is not one single fing for us kitties inside. What da heck!?! It was a box full of dawg toys from To make fings werser they were puppy toys!

Hai! What the heck iz dis. These are not cat toys. Who replaced my birfday presents wif these doggy toys?!

Turns out they are for my new cousin dawg Bailey. How come she getting prezzies? It iz ma birfday Saturday not herz. Dey are having a dawg warming party on Sunday and looks like ma humanz are trying to spoilt dis little dawg.

She looks like she iz filled wif bad. What do you fink? Maybe humanz should return dawg toys and buy more kitteh toys, yes?

Told ya she be B-A-D -- BAD! she tried eatin Human2 keys and camera bag. Runded aways when it was times to inside! Once inside runded around da houz like a crazy dawg. Barked. Just bad. Guess if you iz cute like me you can get away wif being bad, huh?

Human2 might be in troubles. She certainly on DA LIST (if ya know whats I meanz).


  1. Hmmmm. That D-O-G makes me worry.

  2. We has fostered some of those puppehs here and I tells you Boris, they is ALL filled with bad. (refer to Jack) OK, so I was filled with bad meself when I was a kid. I think those pwezzies will halp get some of the bads out. Human2 means well. Don't be too hard on her. And welkom to your new cousin dog Bailey!

  3. I hope da toys halp wif da bad 'cause if dat little dawg ever comes here he better be gud!

  4. I think you are right, the little doggie looks to be filled with notty! But I think she still deserves some presents.

  5. Yep, them woofies always have a bit of naughty in them! Lot of toys to keep them occupied does help a lot!! Hi Boris Kitty!! We are pleased to meet you!!
    Your FL furiends,

  6. Happy Purrthday Boris!!!
    Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

  7. He looks cute fur a woofie...we sure hope dat bean gots yoo lots of purresents fur yoor purrthday. Happy Purrthday and a squillion more.

  8. Anonymous8:10 PM

    Have a wonderful Happy Birthday, furriend! At least that woofie isn't going to be living with you!