I did get a big box in da mails 2day! It were addressed ta me n hads fragile on da sides. It iz from ma pal Hansel wot did haz a way fun halloweenie spooktacular costume contesty. and I did wins Best Cat in Show for ma Franken-Kitty costumey!
Oh wot could it be?
Oh lookit all dem cool prezzies i did gets! Noms, a litey ball, grasses (for when da snows r here n i no can sneak outsides for grass nommin), and a man cave.
I did haz a cave a long time ago, but now i haz a new one dat i doz luv...fank u.
Wot else iz der in dat box....hmmmm.
oooo it a really cool kitteh bowl! but where iz da noms? shouldn't der be noms in der?
Soon az human2 did pop open da man cave i did crawls inside ta check it out. (I did fills it up alritey.)
Fank u so much fur ma new man caves!