I Iz Royal Mails

I gotted a package shoved between ma doors today. (n dat mailman wunders why i runs to da door when he comes across ma porch! I bets he finks i comin to sez hi to he...HA!)

Ma package sez Royal Mails n it frum ma pal @morriscat frum Scotland (dat where dat famouse sea monster iz frum....and we nose how much I lubs sea monsters!)

I wuz really excited to see wot wuz in ma package. I had furgotted dat i winned a pwize at PawPawty. So I sticked ma whole face way in der to finds out.

Wow der iz so many neat fings in der. Mehbe iffen i crawls in here Human2 can writes "return to sender" on it n I can go visit dat Morris n we can go sees da Loch Ness Monster togetter. Den I can be Royal Mails too!

I gots a soft, comfy kitteh blankie and bookie called Under the Paw. Der is sum nommy nom noms in der too! Mehbe I will shares dem wif ma sisfurs...mehbe....mehbe not!

I sends a big fanks u across dat lantik oshuns to ma pal Morris frum he pal Boris! *NOSETAPS*