Da book is called Walter the Farting Dog
by William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, and illustrated by Elizabeth Gundy. It haz a warning in da front cover dat says, "Warning: This Book May cause Flatulence." MOL silliness.
So let's check dis booky out shall we....
Da story is about Betty and Billy who adopts Walter from da pound (as we all know rescuing a dog is much more rewarding den buying one -- Dont Shop ADOPT!)
Unfortunately, dis sweet, wunnerful pup dog has a bit of a gas problem (okai dat iz an understatment). In fact it iz so bad dat da kid's dad says Walter haz to go back to da pound cause of da gases & smells! Can u belives dat!? Back to da pound for dat!? I could not believes ma ears dat Walter would have to go back just acause of himz habbin gases. *hed shakes*
How in da world will Walter ever gets out of going back? Wot does a stinky dog gotta do to keeps he forever home?
You iz gonna haz to reads it ur self to finds out (but I will tells u he haz many utter adventures so der iz a happy ending affer all).
You will laughs and you will howl at dis gaseous pup named Walter. TOOT!
Check out all he adventures. You will learn to love dis stinky doggy. Dunt be a skeered to hab ur humanz read to u. Pets likes to be read to at least all us kittehs here do.
Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise
Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog
Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again
Walter the Farting Dog and the Windy Day
Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach Heck der iz even a cute gas passing Walter the Farting Dog plush toy
dat any human will gets a kick out of to TOOT --- oops to boot. Happy TOOT Tuesday!
PS...fanks to DogToys.com for sharing Walter the Farting Dog wif us last Toot Tuesday. MOL
Hee hee, it sounds like a good story... Rumblemum is hogging the computer so she can look at that first photo of you!
ReplyDeleteThat Walter certainly is a busy dude...he's a cute little stinker!
ReplyDeleteThey sound great for kids, too!
ReplyDelete*sniffs* What's that smell?
ReplyDelete*snickers*
Oh we are for sure going to get dat book. Poor
ReplyDeleteWalter. Can't wait to read bout his adventures & find out what happens.
One of my stepsisters have that same problem occasionally. I don't, I'm very clean *BURP*... sorry. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, thank you very much for share that story with us. I'll ask Mom to read it for me.
On our way to Furginia we drived thru lots of farms where we woz treated to the wonnerful aromas of manoor. During the times wot there woz no manoor aromas, I tooted in order to keep consistent airs to breef in the car. I would like to think mom appreshiated that. She must has coz she did not drop me at the shelter on the way.
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