Relaxing in Ma Recliner

I gets a lil bit upsets by da flashy fing when I iz relaxin.

Strikes a Pose Der Nuffin 2 It.

Am I not too cute fur werds?

Princess and da Pea

Ma humanz did laff at me atop ma pile of mattresses. Dey sed I looked just like da Princess and da Pea. I did not know who dat wuz so dey did tell me da story of dis girl wot wuz tested to see if herz wuz a real princess. If herz a real princess herz could feels a pea under a stack of mattresses.

Well I guess I not a princess cause I did no mind da pea under ma mattresses. MOL

Today iz Towel Day

Today iz International Towel Day. May 25th iz da day when fans decided to celebrate dat great author Douglas Adams wot writed da book The Hitchhikers Guide to da Galaxy. Iffen u haz not readed it u should it fun. In case u one of dem peoples wot haz to wait fur da moovie well The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy haz been madeded into a films alreddy.

 A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy via ThinkGeek.com

 
Der a few fings u gonna needs to celebrates Internashunals Towel Day. First u needs a towel! Ma pals over at ThinkGeek.com haz sum great towel opshuns likes dis 42 Utility Towel or Don't Panic Towel

 

And of course dey haz a great t-shirt...Don't Panic Carry a Towel tee...

So gets da book and grab a towel and spend today in anutter galaxy! As dem dolphins sez...so long and fanks fur all da fishies!

It a Taxing Day

Today is Tax Day when all da money ma peeples makes gets tooked away from dem by da government man.

It iz indeed a beary taxing time here and I needs to recovers az u can clearly see it haz been ruff on dis kitteh!

Spending a Cold Day in da Tauntaun

It wuz beary cold n dreary here so we spended da day inside da Tauntaun where it iz beary warm. 'Cept da humanz did botter me den Edgar did botter me! Can't dey just leave a kitty alone wif his tauntaun?

Buildin a Lego Castle

I iz halpin Human2 buildin a Lego castle. I do so likes buildin Lego sets.

Just makin sure all da Lego Bricks iz out of da box. Hai I fink mayhaps u did leave one in der. It way on da bottom of da box.

Just dunt falls asleeps or da knights will fink u iz a big ole dragon and tries ta do u in n kilt u in ur sleeps.

Da werst part iz when dey tries ta gangs up on u when u iz sleepin and mindin u own business.

Sumone shoulda warned dem wot happens when da dragon wakes up! MOL

Dis a Good Nappy Spot

Some how Human2's coat got throwed to da floor. I not know how it get der, but it sure iz a gud spot for a quick nappy!

I swear it just felled off da close tree. I not do it honest.

I iz looking forward to da cooler weather so da coat iz seen more often it really iz a fun sleepy spot -- MOL!

I Gots a New Friend Meet Piggy Wiggy

I gotted a new friend da utter day in da mails. I did not know I was getting he. Human2 surpriseded me wif him. Herz said there wuz utter friends in da box too, but we only gets to play wif one at a time (she no wants me ta have furend overloads).

Herz choose ta gib me dis very fine piggy first 'cause I haz so many nice piggy furends on da intertubes, like @FuzzyPigz and @WinstonPig. Plus ma furend @ShawneeShep iz now fostering some rescued piggies so there are even more Guinea Pig pals.

My Guinea Pigs name iz Piggy Wiggy. He iz a Webkinz anipal. We wented online and adopted he. Hiz 'doption day iz same az my pal Shawnee's, July 11th! We gots a certificate and everyfing, see! Human2 gotted da webbykinz piggy from a very nice online shops called CaramellaCandy.com.

CaramellaCandy.com is a great place to shop for gifts for your human pals and dey haz human nom noms too. Human2 just luvs Jelly Belly beans! The store iz runned by a friend of ours and herz is only 19! Can you believe it? Herz very own business! She gived us a coupon code to share wif our furends to save 10% off your order (most of dem Webkinz iz already low price). Da coupon code iz: numnum (it iz built into da linky already but in case you go straight there you need dat coupon code to saves 10% off your orders).

Dis iz Piggy Wiggy's 'doption papers.

Iz gud teaches kids not to shop for pets iz betterer to adopt dem!

Insteads you shop for fings for your new pet.
Dis iz Piggy Wiggy's room.

Here is sister Abby givin' Piggy Wiggy a little kissy.

We will keep you all updated on Piggy Wiggy's adventures and his new friends as we gets dem out to play wif!

Today iz ma Birfaday & we iz habbing a PAWTY!

Human2 and I gots up real early dis morning (6am -- I did not know she could see dat time of day befores). We wuz very excited 'cause it iz ma birfaday! It not ma actuals birthday we not know when dat iz fur sure, but da humanz gotted me in late July when I wuz about 3 weeks old so dey nicely picked da 4th of Julys fur ma birthdays celebrations.

We started da day out by first talking wif all my anipals on Twitter. Den we gots first breakfasts (we will get second breakfast when Human1 gets up).

Human1 set out all da party supplies and started decorating fur ma pawty! I made sure to halp her so she got it right. Humanz need directions on how to do these fings so dey iz done right. I not want to hafta do it a second time!



Good ole fishy wishy iz halping me halp da humanz to decorate. Ducky and Flea were invited to halp to but dey said dey not werking today. Da two of dem iz gonna nap until pawty timez.



Den da worstest fing happened. Da humanz went outsidez wif out me!!! I cried and cried but they not let me out. Dey say dat dey were mowing and working in da yard but I fink dat wuz a lie. Wot were dey doing out there wif out me? I can no believe it!



Well they finally let me outsidez and we spended most of our mornings out there playing in sun puddles and chasing bugs. I even got some of my prezzies while we wuz outsides!



It wuz a most beautiful day to lay in da garden and to watch ma fishies in da pond.



I even gots ta watch da birdies in ma tree! Then I wuz allowed to play on the front porch. I iz NEVER allowed on da front porch 'cause it iz too close to da road wif dangerous carz and such. But human2 hung out on da porch wif me!



It wuz on da porch where I gots ma first prezzie fur da day. It wuz a CatFisher Fishing Pole from Fat Cat. It iz lots of fun. Da humanz must play wif you and dat iz da bestest gift! Human2 cast it out into da yard. I watched da mousie and thoughts about chasing it, but I not wanna werk to hard fur it.





See there is da little mousie out in da yard. Wot iz nice about dis fishing pole iz when kittehs like me iz a little on lazy side it can double as a wand toy to. Dat iz wot Human2 had to do to gets me playing (I wuz too distracted from outside noises to really chase it before).




But when dat mousie got up to me I did gets it and I gotz it GUD!




Dis cute little purpley mousie sure does needs to be killed. Then we headed back inside where I got nom noms (again) and more prezzies. All fur me!

I got dis fun catnip birthday cakes. It haz a feather on top so u no worry dat not a flamey wot could burn me!



And you already know how much i LOVE ma freeze dried salmons. I got dis really cool fishy treat toy. Da humanz shoved salmons inside da toy and made me haz to werk fur ma nom noms. But dat okai, I say 'cause salmon iz better den catnip inside da toys! You should try it some time!

All ma prezzies were coming out of dis box so I had to go and see fur maselfs wot wuz inside of dat big red birfadayz box.


Under close inspections I can see it iz lots of wunnerful kitteh stuff mostly 'cause wot iz in da box...

... IZ ME!!! MOL I iz da bestest gifty dese humanz could ever gets! I played in da box fur awhile until our furends comed over. (and fank catness their gifty to me wuz to leave their dawgs at home -- dat wuz very toughtful of dem don't you fink?) So we went back outside where I got to lay in ma garden some more, but den it came time to eat and dey throwed me back in da house! All because I wandered over to da neighbors yard where weedy killy stuff wuz sprayed!

Look at wot dey did to me! I wuz banished to da insides while all da humans were on da outsides eating ma cheezeburgers!!!! How iz dat fair on ma birfadays??

But they did comes back in fur to sing happy birfaday to me and haz cheezeburger cakes!

I asked da humans if I can haz cheezeburger cakes.

I could HAZ CHEEZEBURGER CAKES. It wuz so nummy. We all nommed it untils da cake wuz all gones. Only little crumbies and some icings left on da plates. Nom Nom Nom. It was gud!



All I can say is no kitteh should haz to put up wif dis kind of fing in hiz birfaday (or any day fur dat matter!)



Well I had a VERY full day and I iz too pooped to pawty any more! I IZ PAWTIED OUT!

Fank you humanz, human furendz and ALL my anipalz for making dis a most wunnerful birfaday. Wot a grand way to turnz four years old!

Purrs and nosetaps to you all!

After a Ruff Day We Needs a Long Nappy

Human2 and I had a kind ruff day today (we call it Terrible Tuesday). Best fing for us after a day like dis iz a big long nappy. We gonna curls up and do just dat. When we wakes up it will be a new day and a chance for a betterer, more feelz good day.

I did learnz today dat I haz many a gud buddy palz over on Twitterz. Fanks anipals!