Friday, March 12, 2010

Going to da Vet

First let me tells you dat I dozn't hates seein da V-E-T , just dunt likes da drivin to gets der.

Human2 comed home from werk really early today wif a neat noo fing so when herz putted it down and unzipped it I wented inside to inspect it. Affer I gotted comfy herz zipped me up insides it. Not a problem until i was picked up and we wented to da car.

I did fills up dis carrier (gud fing it wuz only a borrowed carrier....we gonna haz to gets me a bigger doggy one), but I wuz comfy inside.

I did meow and meow da whole way to da vets, but Human2 did no turn da car around. Did herz no understand me or wuz herz ignoring me?

I finks herz wuz ignoring me. Pffffft!

Da doctor did checks me out and sez ma heart sounds good and dat I apparently haz a healthy appetite....wot ever did herz means by dat?

I wuz a real good boy until herz tried to inspekt ma backside. I did NO likes dat no way no how!!! But since I wuz der cause of poppy problems I guess herz hads to check every fing, but man o man. (Herz wuz makin sure I did no haz an expanded colon or pouch dat traps da poopy -- I okai just needs sum meds.)

But even worse den da butt examinashuns wuz da big scale...ut O!

I iz 23.7 pounds. I guess dat wot da doctor meaned by a healthy appetites?!

Dis big pills iz wot da V-E-T did gib me to halp fix ma problem. Fank goodness I doz not haz to eats dem big fings dey gets to be mixed up in ma wet fuds.

I am SO fankful da da doctor lady did no sez i had to go on a diet! Hpefully I will be all betterer in a few days. Keeps dem paws crossed fur me okai?

20 comments:

  1. Whew! Pills are tolerable but a d-i-e-t? No way! I went to the v-e-t a while back for a bump on my bum and I got the "backside examination" too. That vet said the word "rectal" and I jumped off the table into girl's arms trying to get away. Everyone laughed. Hmph.

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  2. Boris! The human tricked you! My cats would be VERY angry for DAYS (okay, maybe hours) after that ordeal. I used to like the vet until they gave me an enema & I will never, ever, ever forgive them. Never.
    Lucy the Lab

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  3. I hope you feel better VERY SOON!

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  4. Boy Boris, I am glad you don't have to swallow those things whole. No diet is good too. I hope the pills help you really fast! *wings crossed for you*

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  5. Holy macaroni Boris! 23.7 pounds! Yoor a really big mancat fur sure. Are yoo possitive yoo don't haf some fur real tiger in yoo? Glad all yoo gotta do to get better is keep eating yoor gushy foods.

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  6. Poor Boris! I don't mind the vet either... but the car ride is the WORST! I don't like being put in what the humans refer to as my "space pod" and being carted in that loud... mechanical car thing. Hate it. I hope you feel better soon! At least you get wet food to help! A spoonful of wet food helps the gigantor pills go doowwn! :) Meow on! And feel better soon!

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  7. Did u ask the V E T about the Petromalt? Nicky used that for constipation and loved the taste. He thought it was a treat.

    Anyway, I'm glad that nothing was amiss or out of lace and ur on ur way to recovery,

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  8. OMC! We weigh exactly da same! Dat proes we iz bruv and sisfur!!! XXXXX

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  9. Oh Boris - poor kitty. I is happy you went to be checked out tho - he he - you need to get things moving again - if you catch my drift! Dat new carrier looks pretty cool.

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  10. I'm glad you don't have to swallow those!

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  11. We iz happy dat your pooey problems can be fixed wif sum medicins an you no haz to swallow pills.
    You iz really a big mancat, fur sure! Furry handsome!
    We hopes you feels better soonest!

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  12. So sorry to hear you have tummy problems! I had to go to the vet yesterday 'cause I have an infection in my pee-pee. Got pills to take, too.

    I didn't realize that you were bigger than me! I only weigh 15 lbs.

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  13. Those pills would choke a horse! We are glad you don't have to take them! Sprinkled on the food is better!

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  14. I'm glad you're okay there my friend, I was worried when you said you were headed to the vet!

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  15. Well,I'm sure glad that everything is gonna come out OK...snicker....

    And you are a big kitty! I think you have to be as big as Dolly,and it really doesn't look like any of it is "extra baggage" either!

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  16. Probably all the excitement of the #scifipawty got you constipated. Glad it isn't anything serious! So you kitties don't like butt sniffing? Maybe that's what I am doing wrong with my sibs.

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  17. Good thing you don't have to take those huge pills! How scary. Hope everything, um, comes out OK. Feel better soon!

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  18. Yep, we all have our paws crossed for you. Glad vet didn't say diet. You must be a very large kitty like Rusty -- not fat, just big!

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  19. Jocelyn Shaw11:32 PM

    Wah! demz are big pills, Boris! I had to take one of my dogs to the V-E-T on Sunday and he is now on a diet because the V-E-T said he is big pudge and needs to lose weight:(

    You are such a cute kitty! big healthy, happy kitty! :)

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  20. 23.7 pounds- wow you is a BIG mancat for sure- so glad no diet for you. A bummie examination sounds just horribles - did you protest when you got home- i do hope so. Love Petie

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