







Everybuddy nose da Red Shirts always gets it in da Star Trek episodes guess I iz da big bad alien in dis one, huh? I did habs fun playin wif da humanz LEGO guys. Wunner why herz no lets me play wif dem when herz not around?
Cute little kitty pictures and videos, plus his reviews on his favorite toys and treats. This was started by his humans and then taken over by Boris himself. Now he iz out to savin da werld one kitteh at a time!



Well it mites finally be spring affer all. We did hab anutter wunnerful day of warm & sunshines. So we did go outsides for a bit to inspekts da garden.
But den a humbly bumbly bee did fly by and gets ma attenshuns. I hads to check out where hims wuz heded.
We did gets lots more lil spring crocus flowers bloomin den we did da utter weekends when we cleaned out da leaves from da gardens.
I did fills up dis carrier (gud fing it wuz only a borrowed carrier....we gonna haz to gets me a bigger doggy one), but I wuz comfy inside.
Da doctor did checks me out and sez ma heart sounds good and dat I apparently haz a healthy appetite....wot ever did herz means by dat?
I iz 23.7 pounds. I guess dat wot da doctor meaned by a healthy appetites?!
Dis big pills iz wot da V-E-T did gib me to halp fix ma problem. Fank goodness I doz not haz to eats dem big fings dey gets to be mixed up in ma wet fuds.
I finks der iz aliens in dis here box. OMC des pwizes did travel far to gets here!
I wuz rite! dems iz ALIEN RABBITS FRUM OUTER SPACE. Dis iz a new line of dog toys called Wild Hares and dey iz really pawsum.
We gotted one of each of the new play-n-squeak backyard toys! Der iz a bird, a bunny, a squirrel, a skunk, a fox and a raccoon! Der iz catnips inside and dey do squeaks.
But I finks I will claim des three fur me (iffen u looks close u can see da cardboards from da bunny, squirrel and skunk stickin out frum under ma big belly). Well da winner will get extra special Boris smells on der new toys!
Dis Kritter Kondo outdoor cat enclosure iz nice and spacious and keeps me frum chasin squirrels and birdies into da streets.
Plus it gibs me a gud view of dem humanz werkin in da yard and cleanin up so dat springtime can comes and makes dis yards all purrty and green.
See dat Human1 over der raking da leaves out of da flower beds. Human2 satted here and watched me watching her! Every once in awhile herz would go over and halp, but it wus all human1. Dunt lets dat human2 trick u.
Lil white ones...
and lil purple ones. YAY fur spring!
I gotted ma pwizes from ThinkGeek.com for scifiPAWTY. YAY!!! Dem geek monkeys iz beary sweet to us anipals (& our humanz). We raisin moneys fur animals but da humanz get da prizes!?!?
First fing dey did sends us wuz Bucky Balls. No dey not frum a nootered kitteh named Bucky. Dey is magnet sculpture balls. Ma human would not lets me try dem out in case i would nom dem. Magnets are fur fun not fur nom.
Den we gotted a t set of really neato LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. Dey lites up purrty colors & can point out where da cool cats iz!
Last but not least it dis pawsum Bliptronic 5000 LED Synthesizer fing wot makes muzik. Wot fun!