New Years Resolutions

Well it iz da first day of a brand noo yeer n i wuz told I should make ma self sum promises wot i will most likely never keeps. I guess dat okai cause it just me rite? I not makin any promises to utter people wot i could no keeps, just ma self...or iz dat still a bad fing?

Since I not too sure iffen dis whole life iz a gud idear or not I will only makes a couple of dem resolutions, kia.

1. I promise to takes more naps (and mehbe even takes sum of dem wif da humanz).
2. I promise not to pounce ma old sisfur cats too much dis year.
3. I promise to only play wif da lego peeples under close supervision.
4. I promise ta makes ma humanz let me use twitter & facebook more.
5. I promise to do even more for shelter kitties & puppies dis year.

I fink five promises iz plenty dunt u? Mehbe we shoulds take bets on which one of ma resolushuns I do breaks first.