If Pets Had Thumbs Day

Today iz If Pets Had Thumbs Day....wot would ur pet doz if dey had thumbs?

Neko Flies R Pawsum

Human two comed home wif des fings called Neko Flies. At first i just thoughted not anutter wand toy. I alreddy haz da most pawsum Da Bird, wot i needs wif a nutter wand toy.

Well lets me tell u dis iz not just anutter wand toy. It iz da wand toy to end all wand toys.

Da Neko Flies haz flewed into ma heart n dey iz der to stay.

I did catch da Kragonfly toy. It beary sturdy buggy.

Kung Fu Kitteh will defeats da great Kragonfly monster!

HAI dat kragonfly did escapes frum ma grasp.

Nom nom nom dis kragonfly be tasty.

I canno qwite reach it....

...mehbe iffen i turns like dis?

It werk! I did gets it.

And  I not lettin it go. MOL

I sedz I not lettin it go! I will bitey u wif ma fangs.

Da kragonfly by Neko Flies did put up wif a lot of ruff playin frum me. It iz beary durable. I did put da bitey on da wings but only made small holes no tears. I gonna hab loads of fun wif dis fing. Now to order up a few other attachments for it so I can haz a wide variety of toys all in one.

Check out ma video of how a lazy boy plays wif his Neko Flies. Hai I wuz all worn out from jumpin n chasin it afore da camera comed out. Honest.

Review of da Dog Sitter DVDs

A lil while back I did do a review of da Cat Sitter DVDs and even showed a video of how much fun dey are to watch. well dat review did spark a few questions frum ma doggy pals about dem Dog Sitter Videos wot I had never seed since I iz a kitteh.

Well human2 & I did fink we needed to know wot we were taking about so herz did get me copies to watch fur all ma pup pals!

Well right of da bat let me tells you....frum a kitteh's point of view da first DVD iz paws down da best one. Well at least it wuz da one dat me and ma sisfur Abby did watch most. We were a lil skeered cause da video starts out wif cowbot monkeys on da backs of border collies while dem border collies were herdin sheeps (sawry none of dem wuz Shaun da Sheep). But den it turned to da great out-of-doors and showed crows & squirrels in da great outdoors.

I thoughted da crow wuz purrty cool, but I also thought all da "prey" on da moovie wuz purrty darned nice. Da dog ridin monkey cowboys are funny, but not too interestin fur us kittehs.

Der wuz duckies every where on ma TV. So Dog Sitter Volume 1 is a mix of anipal & sum doggies doin stuffs, wot should be loads of fun fur doggies to watch.

Here you can see how i am beary interested in dat squirrel and so iz Abby. You will be able to hear da crow & da crickets & doggies barkin in da video at da end of dis post.

I got a lil bored wif da Dog Sitter Volume 2 So I did acide to takes a much needed bath. I wuz rollin in da dirt yesterday so it about time to clean! *lick lick lick*

Dog Sitter Volume 2 iz all doggies doin agility fings & while ma humanz did watch it I gotted bored. I finks iffen I were a dog I would hab liked it more. Lots of barks & different dogs to see. I fink it should hab had some squeaky toy sounds for added attraction for sum dogs like ma pal Busy Buttons.

Cat Sitter DVD Reviews & Advice fur da Humanz

Da utter day I posted a video of me watch Cat TV. I wuz watchin ma very own DVDs made just fur kitties called Cat Sitter videos. Der are three different volumes of kitteh fun. My favorite iz Cat Sitter Volume 1 cause it haz all sorts of critters, buggies, and birds.

Cat Sitter Volume 2 iz fur da birds....literally, it iz ALL birdies (see da bottom pikshure).

Cat Sitter Volume 3 haz a lot of fishies in it! Gotta lub dem fishy wishies! I do recommends gettin the trilogy in da box set. It iz like da classic Star Wars trilogy but fur kitties!!!

Den der iz Video Catnip DVD wot haz lots of outside critters like squirrels, chipmunks and birds. Wif critter sounds n sum musiks. Dis one iz pawsum too. ALL da kitty videos loop so dey will play over and over again for ur cats. Purrty sweet.

Dis wot happens when ur kitteh gets too eggsited over watchin da videos & haz to go in fur closer inspekshuns.

Video Catnip haz sum of da best outdoor shots of squirrels & birds in it. Like dis here shot (but dis happens to be from Cat Sitter Volume 1).

I really likes watchin da birdies on Cat Sitter Volume 2.  Cat Sitter Volume 3 iz all fishies but it iz beary gud too!

Dis iz me watching Cat Sitter Volume 2. Like I said it iz fur da birds. It iz ALL birdies. Humanz can put on subtitles & see wot kinds of birides we kittehs are so interested in. Purtty cool huh?


Now fur dat advice fur da humanz in da house wot control da TV & DVD players...

1. Make sure you don't hab anyfing breakable on or around your TV cause we will get up close to see where dem critters iz and try to get dem.
2. If u hab a flat screen TV like dis make sure it bolted to da wall or stand. Otherwise u will hab to stay in da room wif ur kitty while dey watch der TV. Don't want u comin home to a broken flat screen TV on da floor!
3. Do not use ur surround sound (even tho da DVDs do hab surround sound) cause it will confuse us kitties az to where we should be lookin for da critters (I kept twistin ma head backwards finkin dey were behinds me.)
4. If u play dis on ur pooter don't be surprised if ur keyboard gets pounced on and da screen swatted at!
5. Hab fun wif ur kitties dey gonna lub da videos.
6. Start ur kitty's DVD collekshun today!

Watchin Cat TV

One of ma favoritest fings to do iz watch ma videos. Dat's right I hab ma own video collection! It iz filled wif da Cat Sitter videos and Video Catnip DVD.

Dem videos are beary fun to watch cause dey are filled wif fun fings like birdies, fishies, buggies, squirrels and mousies. All dem fings I would lub to get ma paws on.

Here's a video of me watching ma videos.

Check out me complete review of da Cat DVDs here: http://tinyurl.com/catdvds

Hab U Herd? Da Bird iz da Werd!

Human2 comed home yesterday wif dis way pawsum cat toy called DA BIRD! In case u haven't herd DA BIRD IZ DA WORD! Az u can sees by ma pikshures dis iz one pawsum toy wot I gib 4 paws up! I even lets ma sisfurs play wif it (affer I am all tired out of course).

Night of Da Livin Deadish

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

whack attack kittehs

Dems lil kittehs iz so cute playin whack a kitty wif der human.

Skymall Kitties Song

We saw dis and thought it wuz nearly az much fun az Kittens Inspired by Kittens.

Top 10 Ways To Stop Da Cabin Fever Crazies

I lubs to sneaks outside & watch ma birdies or nom sum grasses, but wif all dis horrible snows we been habbin outsides is no funs. Being stuck inside haz caused me to haz a touch of da crazies (I iz runnin round like crazy man & chasing ma old lady sisfur cats through the house).

Here r ma top ten ways to halp stop da crazies when u iz cooped up inside too.

1. Watch sum TV. Yes kitties watch TV! We especially likes Animal Planet or videos like Catnip DVD or Cat Sitter DVDs. Dem videos are pawsum!

2. When TV not an option make sure your kitty can see out a window. I know dis time of year cold comes through windows, but a kitty likes to see wot iz goin on outsides.

3. Take a few minutes to play catch or fetch wif ur kitteh. Best fing for dis iz a crumpled up peace of paper. Paper balls can relieve da crazies dats for sure! If ur cat iz like me a crumpled dollar bill is most fun.

4. Get out a wand toy and wind up ur cat a bit. Wear him out enough fo naptime to come early.

5. You don't haz time to play? Dey get some kin of automated kitty toy to entertain your cat for you. I recommends da Tail Spin, Undercover Mouse and/or da Fling-ama-string. Dey iz all gud!

6. Squeaky mice. Da Play-n-Squeak mouse iz a kittehs best friend. U swat it & it squeaks at u. U sneak up & pounce & it squeaks at U. U fling it in da air & guess wot? It squeaks at u!

7. Treat toys. Dis iz a little like kitteh torture but in a gud way. Make us werk for r nom noms! But don't u forgets to gets sum nom noms.

8. Get da red Dot!!! Laser toys makes a whole different kind of crazy. Da gud kind of crazy.

9. Scratchers. Hab dem every where. Dat way kittehs will takes der aggressions out on da scratchers instead of ur furnitures.

10. So iffen dems still not werks u could always get yourself an outdoor cat enclosure & fling us outside! (psssst! dey werks inside too.)

I hopes des fings halp u out dis winter when u gets da cabin fever crazies.

Haunted Bird Feeder fur Halloween

Me and ma humanz do love Halloween. I do balieves it do be our favoritest howl-iday ever! We did no haz a big pawty dis year but we did haz fun making cuppie cakes and spookie cookies. Last year we did makes a Haunted Bird Feeder and Human2 did go out n finds it fur me.

When it say BEWARE OF CAT it do meanz me! I put da bitey on da birdie feeder n anyfing wot comes to it!

Hai wot over here? Maybe it a ghosty. I best checks it out.

Oh i did get you, you nasty old poltergeist wot hauntses ma birdie feeder.

Az u can see sumfin dun did spooks me while playin wif ma haunter birds feeders.

Fur more on ma birdie feeder checks out dem posts ma human did makes last year.

• Haunted Birder Feeder v1

• Haunted Bird Feeder V1.1

• Haunted Bird Feeder v1.3
  

• Haunted Bird Feeder v2(gramma's haunted feeder)

Da Humans Finded Ma Milk Ring Stash

Today wuz a fun day halping Human2 buildy some LEGO sets. Herz luvs LEGO from way back when herz wuz but a kitten. But den every fing went wrong...

Herz iz still nursing herz leg from da surgery n tooked a nap. I on da utter hand did not nappy. I sneaked up on da table n knocked all da little guys down on da floor!

No problem herz says n picked dem up when herz got up. Den when herz wuz on da phone I gets back up der n knocked some more pieces down n bat dem all over da floor. Since herz wuz now awake herz herd da sound of LEGO bricks on da floor n comed looking.

Herz found one piece but knew a nutter one wuz missing n called to Human1 for halp looking for it. Human1 got down on da floor n started looking n looking. I knew herz would not finds it acause I hids it gud under da piano (MOL).

All of da sudden da flash light iz out n so iz da yardy stick, which some how started sticking out da utter side of da piano! Oh no dey were on ta me! I better investigates dis furder.



Yep upon lookin closerer under da piano dey were definitely on to me. Dey were starting to pull out all da toys I had stashed in der.



Dey just would not leave well enuff alone! I putted dem der for safe keepings. Now dey were all out in da open again. along wif a few unwanted dust bunnies! (Sawry Zachary not da fun kinda bunnies likes you, but sneezing yucky dirty bunnies.)



So are you sure you guys finded every fing we kittehs putted under der. I better double checks your werk for you.



Well dat looks like all of da ones we putted under der but where u taking dem utter fings! (Humanz throwed some icky fings away.) Dat yellow arrow points to da LEGO piece wot gotted me in trouble n caused da whole under da piano cleaning!

Here is wot we finded under da piano...

• 9 milk rings (for me)
• 4 icky mice (trash now)
• 1 bunny tail (sawry zachary -- it gone now)
• 1 Star Trek toy (I play wif dat for days)
• 2 paper balls (Abby played wif dem afore dey were trashed)
• 1 peanut shell (trash)
• 1 dryer sheets (no idear)
• 10 billion dust bunnies

Here some videos of me play wif ma rings now dat dey iz out in da open again...

I Wuz on PeoplePets.com Agin!

I wuz da Tuesday's Funny Video on PeoplePets.com. Boris Wants His Treats — Now!

Dis iz wot dey said about me...

Remember Boris, the the kitty who shared his birthday party with us? Now, he's not being as good of a sport: He'll do whatever it takes to get some treats. Not since the Dramatic Chipmunk has five seconds said so much.

Robots Gonna Take Over Da World!

I was watching a TV show where da robots were takin over the worlds! I fink it wuz called Terminators or somefing like dat.

Any who it scared me (almost as bad as thunder boomers and fireworks do) and I thought I might haz to hides under the table or in da basements so they do not gets me.

Den along comes Human2 and teases me wif dis little robots. She called dem droids. I callz dem annoyeds! (cause they annoyeds me).

I was minding my own business looking for birdies or squirrels out my window when all of the sudden this little fing starts coming at me! As you can see I act like I am interested but I am only trying to learn da robots evil plans to take over my worlds!

I had enough of that stupid little bot getting in my face so I gets down on da floor (all the better for ducks and covers) when a second droid comes out of no where and attacks! Look how mean and evil he is! He came right at me I had to leap out of da way before I was zapped wif dat laser cannon he had on hiz face. Human2 tried to lie to me and say it was only R2-D2 from da movie Star Wars, but I knew better and when he comed at me a second time I runned for my life!

Sister Abby wot iz not az smart az I iz went in for to investigates. I do belive dat robot tricked herz into believing he was only there for fun and not for evil purposes. But I know better!

Watch as the whole fing unfolds....

Spending Caturday Out in the Yard

I had a great outdoor adventure today. Gots to play in the yard with the humans, eat some nice grasses, see some birdies and loverly flowers. Human2 got down on the ground with me for this cool photo (I did not know she could get down let alone back up again).


As you can see by the photo I was adorable in the yard, but thinking about being bad. I am not known as Bad Big Boy Boris for nothing!

These are some of the loverly flowers I got to look at while human2 filled up my birdie feeder for me. That way I can watch the birdies from my window when I am not allowed out to see them.




This is me getting dangerously close to the alley. I am not allowed back there. A squirrel ran across the alley as this picture was being taken (or so human2 told me after the fact -- she did a good job of distracting me otherwise I would have run after it and got yelled at and be in BIG troubles). I am not allowed on the front porch either but I sneaked up there for a little bit too.


The neighbor kitty was out today too. She was wearing a pretty harness. My humans tried to get me to wear one but I fought tooth and claw to not wear it. Turned out I was too big the the biggest kitty harness any way. They threatened a medium sized doggy harness, but have not attempted that yet.

Here is some video footage of my big day outside today (listen to how loud those birdies are) ...

Of course I had to eat some grasses while I was out there. Why go out if you are not gonna have some grass?

Lovin' My Undercover Mouse Cat Toy

I just love the undercover mouse cat toy that my humans got me. I was very interested in it from the beginning when Human2 was putting it together for me. She set it down on the floor in front of me and I just turned my head a little with a confused look on my face as if to say, "what am I supposed to do with that?"

Then she turned it on! My head went round and round following the "mouse" under the yellow cover. Then once I got brave enough I pounced! I got it, but it gots away from me. So I took another leap and my front legs went under the cover too. I tried hard to gets that "mouse", but it always got away. There were times when I was able to get it and chews on it a bit (note: tell humans to by extra wands for this fun, fun toy).

I have had the undercover mouse automatic cat toy for a little while and I does not appear to br losing interest in it at all. In fact, I sits in front of the table the humans set it on and pest to have it down and turned on. That first night I played with it for over 2.5 hours! (That is a record for me!)

For me this is so much better than the regular Panic Mouse (but my sisters like the regular one, which is good because I will not let the other kitties play with this new one!) I give this toy two paws up!

Here are some video clips from my first time meeting this new toy:

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The Panic Mouse Cat Toy

I was minding my own business trying to eat my fresh catnip leaf (the humans brought it home from the greenhouse today). The catnip was a nice treat after I helped the humans put away all the plants they broughts home.

I was too tired to play, but since the tabbies played with it I thought I had to go protect my Panic Mouse toy from them. (Can't have them enjoying themselves too much!)

This is me playing (or trying to play with the panic mouse cat toy)... Human2 did some funky stuffs to the video

Not that I wanted to play with it but I hads to stop this from happening again!

SEE WHAT I MEAN! How dare they?!?

More videos and Human2's Panic Mouse cat toy review can be found over in that slacker's blog.

My Kitteh Friends From Twitters With They Prizes

Here are a couple of my furry friends from over at Twitter. With they prizes from fings like the #pawpawty and my little bloggy contest I had (maybe I should oughtta do another one, what'd you think?).



This is PerrytheBirman (http://twitter.com/perrythebirman) with the iPOOP magnets (they is funny and so is dis picture of Perry...look dats me in the back...)



And dis is SweetKittyRina (http://twitter.com/SweetKittyrina) playing with the catsnip toy CatToys.com sent along with the nom noms (CatToids mints) from my contest. Looks like lots of nippy fun!

Nom Nom Nom Song

I has been watching this videos all week. I has to giggle when I sees it. :)

Silly Kitteh Eatin Peeps

Peeps is for peeples silly kitteh cats.