Ma Pawtograph Collekshun

I just wanted to shows u all ma pawtograph collekshun it doz be coming along qwite nicely. I now hab Linda Blair (& Tony da doggy) & u knows about Julie Newmar (Catwoman MEOW! herz started dis whole fing) & Patrica Quinn from Rocky Horror Picture Show (wot human2 did seed 150+ times in da theater in her younger days).

Linda Blair is pawsum animal activist.

Julie Newmar pawsum Catwoman MEOW!

Patrica Quinn from RHPS wuz beary nice to sign dis fur me.

We hab a few utters but Human2 had dem made out to her. Pfffft! I likes Star Trek peoples too. Well I gonna gets a Jane Wiedlin and i not gonna share it wif her.

Happy Burst Day Human2

Today iz a beary special day. First, it is Human2's Birfaday so I did makes herz dis silly card (cause herz lubs dem Aliens moovies) and sceond, it iz scifiPAWTY day! YAY!

Let's hab sum funs today!

Way Cool Fings from ThinkGeek

I gotted ma pwizes from ThinkGeek.com for scifiPAWTY. YAY!!! Dem geek monkeys iz beary sweet to us anipals (& our humanz). We raisin moneys fur animals but da humanz get da prizes!?!?

First fing dey did sends us wuz Bucky Balls. No dey not frum a nootered kitteh named Bucky. Dey is magnet sculpture balls. Ma human would not lets me try dem out in case i would nom dem. Magnets are fur fun not fur nom.

Den we gotted a t set of really neato LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. Dey lites up purrty colors & can point out where da cool cats iz!

Last but not least it dis pawsum Bliptronic 5000 LED Synthesizer fing wot makes muzik. Wot fun!

Iffen u wanna wins one of dem cool pwizes frum out furends at ThinkGeek.com come to scifiPAWTY on 3/13.

Fanks u Timmeh & everybuddy @ ThinkGeek.com.

Da Crazies

Der iz dis noo movie comin out next week call Da Crazies. Every time we hears da commercial on TV we gets da giggles cause dat is wot Human2 calls it when I go runnin like a crazy boy thru da house.

Well I gotted Da Crazies in da mails yesterday. Okai so it wuzn't really addressed to me (but everyfing in dis house iz mine so there) and it wuz really comic books from da moovie peeples. But since I claimed dem az mine I thought I would share dem wif you.


Dey can in dis really cool biohazard bag. Wot wuz printed wif crazy fun fings on both sides.

Inside were 2 comic books based on da noo movie. (But da letter wot comed wif dem said der wuz four insides. I haz four pawpaws & der were not dat many comics in dat bag. I finks sumbuddy can no count.)

I guess I will lets Human2 read MY comics and post info over on ScifiSlacker.com when herz habs a free minute or two.

Ma Butt is Famous

Tee hee, ma butt is famous. It iz on da ThinkGeek.com webby site. Dat iz me n ma butt in ma Tauntaun sleeping bag we gotted from ThinkGeek.com.

Da Tauntaun Did Gets Here

Az you kin see by dat big box behinds me dat da Tauntaun sleepin bag wot we order like ten minutes ago did arrives from ThinkGeek.com. I still finks da haz a star trekky type transporter fur ta gets dem packages here so fasts. I best gib da boxes a gud once over ta make sure everyfing in order...

Upon closer inspekshuns i doz sees sum damges ta dis here lil box! Mayhaps it wuz a transported accident? Or stepped on a Wookie? Or bearly survivued a Wampa attak? Hopes da contents do be okai. (Mostly okai little bits of damage will send transporter chief's report to da geeks at ThinkGeek.com on Monday during normal ship operashuns.)

Edgar wuz all excited n gotted in his Star Wars jammies while we waited for Human2 ta inspekts everyfings n gets da Tauntaun Sleepin Bag spred out on da sofas fur us. We iz such geek kittehs.

I do lubs gettin into da underneath of blankies n makin snuggly tunnels in dem, but look at all dem guts inside dis blankie!

I will trust tries da top fur nao...o hai der iz alreddy sum1 in here! Edgar did beated me to da punch. Silly kitteh. Dat okai I checks out da utter end. Dis fing iz big enuff fur both of us.

Dis iz pawsumly soft n skwishy. I did spends lots of times massaging da tauntaun n purrin whilst i dids it.

Edgar n I do gib dis here blankie 4 paws out of 4 paws! It iz wunnerful fun. We lubs it so much da humanz will haz ta just waits der turn! Fank u ThinkGeek habbin dis here pawsum sleepy bags made even tho it just started out az one of u silly april fools jokes...wot u coming up wif fur dis year?

More pikshurs of our sleepy bags arrival over at facebook.

Da ThinkGeek.com Timmeh-o-Lantern

Ma pals over at ThinkGeek.com did likes ma Timmeh-o-Lantern dat I made n shared wif ma Twitter pals dat dey tolded me abouts der contesty fur da best geek pumpkin.

Now I not nose if dis iz da best geek punkin but it iz mighty funs.

You needs two pumpkins to makes Timmeh so I gibbed a pattern fur a fun pukin' punkin wot you carve den put da guts out da mouth like it throwed up...maybe makes it a hairball too...MOL

So here is da PDF stencil for da Timmeh-o-Lantern. Haz fun makin he n wishin me lucks cause I do so want dat first pwize! I luvs sleepy bags n I luvs Star Wars (cause I iz a geek likes ma peeples). Remember Timmy's ears come from da utter pumkin's mouth you do cuts out.

Da finished Timmeh Punkin!

Coming Soon...image of pukin punkin...MOL

Fank U ta all Anipals Wot Play #TrekDay Wif Me

I did haz quite a fun times today wif da #TrekDay on Twitter. Lots of furends joined in da fun by using da hash tags or making cool avatars. My buddy @GeorgetheDuck did make mines. It iz very pawsum! Fank u all fur joining in on my silly lil celebrashuns!

@BorisKitty

@flicka47

@GeorgeTheDuck

@tweetypie54

@sydpie

@MaddyBasset

More fank Us and many more wot i missed (sawry) ... @tuttifruiti_cat @MaddyBasset @RockumSockum @indykitty @mattiedog @SydPie @Petiethecat @SirFrancisDuck @IamButton @kittehboi @stwood1953 @catbirddog @Quadpawd @CheshireK @tweetypie54 @CircusKitty @ShawneeShep @GeorgeTheDuck @flicka47 #trekday fankUs

Humanz Brought Home Germs from Doctors!

After spending all weekend halping takes care of Human2 herz comed home today from da doctors office wif germs! Herz brought both e.coli and MRSA home wif her. How dare herz do dat?!

I guesses it not too bad since dem germs weren't da real fings, fank gudness! Da germies were giant microbes dat are 1,000,000 x+ actual size! (you can gets youz own giant microbes at thinkgeek.com).

Dis iz MRSA (multiple-resistant staphylococcus Aureus...it finks it iz da superbug! I got newz for it. Human2 had just read a article about how humanz and der pets iz getting MRSA especially when either da human or da pet regularly visits hospitals and nursing homes. So be carefully all you therapy anipals out der. No coming homes wif dis bug!

Here I iz givin MSRA some bunny kicks. der iz no mercy for MRSA wif dis kitteh on germ patrols.

Ain't we cute? Drangerous germs like dis should no be so cute. Dis little guy is E. Coli (Escherichia coli) dis iz da guy wot causes urinary n abdominal infections. dat really nasty guy O157:H7 iz da guy wot causes food poisioning.

Dis might be a cute buggy but I haz ta put da bitey on it. I no wants to get sicky but it needs killed too!

Some bunny kicks might not hurt either. Boy da stringies are funs to bitey!

No saying silly kitteh giant microbes iz for kidz cause human2 buyed dem for us kittehs to play wif!

Robots Gonna Take Over Da World!

I was watching a TV show where da robots were takin over the worlds! I fink it wuz called Terminators or somefing like dat.

Any who it scared me (almost as bad as thunder boomers and fireworks do) and I thought I might haz to hides under the table or in da basements so they do not gets me.

Den along comes Human2 and teases me wif dis little robots. She called dem droids. I callz dem annoyeds! (cause they annoyeds me).

I was minding my own business looking for birdies or squirrels out my window when all of the sudden this little fing starts coming at me! As you can see I act like I am interested but I am only trying to learn da robots evil plans to take over my worlds!

I had enough of that stupid little bot getting in my face so I gets down on da floor (all the better for ducks and covers) when a second droid comes out of no where and attacks! Look how mean and evil he is! He came right at me I had to leap out of da way before I was zapped wif dat laser cannon he had on hiz face. Human2 tried to lie to me and say it was only R2-D2 from da movie Star Wars, but I knew better and when he comed at me a second time I runned for my life!

Sister Abby wot iz not az smart az I iz went in for to investigates. I do belive dat robot tricked herz into believing he was only there for fun and not for evil purposes. But I know better!

Watch as the whole fing unfolds....