Cat Sitter DVD Reviews & Advice fur da Humanz

Da utter day I posted a video of me watch Cat TV. I wuz watchin ma very own DVDs made just fur kitties called Cat Sitter videos. Der are three different volumes of kitteh fun. My favorite iz Cat Sitter Volume 1 cause it haz all sorts of critters, buggies, and birds.

Cat Sitter Volume 2 iz fur da birds....literally, it iz ALL birdies (see da bottom pikshure).

Cat Sitter Volume 3 haz a lot of fishies in it! Gotta lub dem fishy wishies! I do recommends gettin the trilogy in da box set. It iz like da classic Star Wars trilogy but fur kitties!!!

Den der iz Video Catnip DVD wot haz lots of outside critters like squirrels, chipmunks and birds. Wif critter sounds n sum musiks. Dis one iz pawsum too. ALL da kitty videos loop so dey will play over and over again for ur cats. Purrty sweet.

Dis wot happens when ur kitteh gets too eggsited over watchin da videos & haz to go in fur closer inspekshuns.

Video Catnip haz sum of da best outdoor shots of squirrels & birds in it. Like dis here shot (but dis happens to be from Cat Sitter Volume 1).

I really likes watchin da birdies on Cat Sitter Volume 2.  Cat Sitter Volume 3 iz all fishies but it iz beary gud too!

Dis iz me watching Cat Sitter Volume 2. Like I said it iz fur da birds. It iz ALL birdies. Humanz can put on subtitles & see wot kinds of birides we kittehs are so interested in. Purtty cool huh?


Now fur dat advice fur da humanz in da house wot control da TV & DVD players...

1. Make sure you don't hab anyfing breakable on or around your TV cause we will get up close to see where dem critters iz and try to get dem.
2. If u hab a flat screen TV like dis make sure it bolted to da wall or stand. Otherwise u will hab to stay in da room wif ur kitty while dey watch der TV. Don't want u comin home to a broken flat screen TV on da floor!
3. Do not use ur surround sound (even tho da DVDs do hab surround sound) cause it will confuse us kitties az to where we should be lookin for da critters (I kept twistin ma head backwards finkin dey were behinds me.)
4. If u play dis on ur pooter don't be surprised if ur keyboard gets pounced on and da screen swatted at!
5. Hab fun wif ur kitties dey gonna lub da videos.
6. Start ur kitty's DVD collekshun today!

Watchin Cat TV

One of ma favoritest fings to do iz watch ma videos. Dat's right I hab ma own video collection! It iz filled wif da Cat Sitter videos and Video Catnip DVD.

Dem videos are beary fun to watch cause dey are filled wif fun fings like birdies, fishies, buggies, squirrels and mousies. All dem fings I would lub to get ma paws on.

Here's a video of me watching ma videos.

Check out me complete review of da Cat DVDs here: http://tinyurl.com/catdvds

I Gotted Catwoman's Pawtograph!

OMC! OMC! I did gets da one and only Julie Newmar's pawtography today when ma humanz did go to da Philadelphia Comic Con.

Wow looks at all dem purrty kittehs in dat photo wif Ms Newmar. I finks dis iz gonna starts sumfin. Dis kitteh mite haz to gets pawtographs frum all dem purrty ladies wot ever played Catwoman.

Did u sees wot it sez? "for Boris, You're purr....fect, Julie Newmar" *SWOON*

Fanks  u so beary much Ms Newmar for signing ma pikshure fur me. U dat bestest cat. Meowza!

Ok humanz, dis habs ma names on it it iz mines. Keeps ur paws off of it! 

Wanna Watch My DVDs

It iz ma turn ta picks wot moovies ta watch. (Altho dem humanz said no to ma Cat Sitter DVDs.....Pffffft to dem humanz.)

Hai we acided to watch dis one rite up here, kai? U makin popcorns in dat kitchen? We need popcorns for moovie nite!

Wot!?! Nao u sez we iz watchin Avatar on Blu-ray....so why u tells me to look at wot DVD to watch huh?

Top 10 Ways To Stop Da Cabin Fever Crazies

I lubs to sneaks outside & watch ma birdies or nom sum grasses, but wif all dis horrible snows we been habbin outsides is no funs. Being stuck inside haz caused me to haz a touch of da crazies (I iz runnin round like crazy man & chasing ma old lady sisfur cats through the house).

Here r ma top ten ways to halp stop da crazies when u iz cooped up inside too.

1. Watch sum TV. Yes kitties watch TV! We especially likes Animal Planet or videos like Catnip DVD or Cat Sitter DVDs. Dem videos are pawsum!

2. When TV not an option make sure your kitty can see out a window. I know dis time of year cold comes through windows, but a kitty likes to see wot iz goin on outsides.

3. Take a few minutes to play catch or fetch wif ur kitteh. Best fing for dis iz a crumpled up peace of paper. Paper balls can relieve da crazies dats for sure! If ur cat iz like me a crumpled dollar bill is most fun.

4. Get out a wand toy and wind up ur cat a bit. Wear him out enough fo naptime to come early.

5. You don't haz time to play? Dey get some kin of automated kitty toy to entertain your cat for you. I recommends da Tail Spin, Undercover Mouse and/or da Fling-ama-string. Dey iz all gud!

6. Squeaky mice. Da Play-n-Squeak mouse iz a kittehs best friend. U swat it & it squeaks at u. U sneak up & pounce & it squeaks at U. U fling it in da air & guess wot? It squeaks at u!

7. Treat toys. Dis iz a little like kitteh torture but in a gud way. Make us werk for r nom noms! But don't u forgets to gets sum nom noms.

8. Get da red Dot!!! Laser toys makes a whole different kind of crazy. Da gud kind of crazy.

9. Scratchers. Hab dem every where. Dat way kittehs will takes der aggressions out on da scratchers instead of ur furnitures.

10. So iffen dems still not werks u could always get yourself an outdoor cat enclosure & fling us outside! (psssst! dey werks inside too.)

I hopes des fings halp u out dis winter when u gets da cabin fever crazies.

I Wuz on PeoplePets.com Agin!

I wuz da Tuesday's Funny Video on PeoplePets.com. Boris Wants His Treats — Now!

Dis iz wot dey said about me...

Remember Boris, the the kitty who shared his birthday party with us? Now, he's not being as good of a sport: He'll do whatever it takes to get some treats. Not since the Dramatic Chipmunk has five seconds said so much.