Happy Star Wars Day

A Hairball By Any Other Name Iz Still Me

Human2 always sez "We haz da technology. We can rebuild him" every time herz uses da furminator on me cause herz gets enuff fur to build a new kitteh.

So dis time herz did rebuild me! Here u can seed ma Mini Me made frum ma very own furs.

I am finkin of puttin it on eBay n sellin it fur charity like William Shatner did hiz kidney stone. MOL..

So all i did use to makes ma Mini Me wuz a Furminator and Human2's paws. Nuffin else. Well of course ma wunnerful shiny furs. MOL

Dis iz ma final inspekshuns of ma fur-self afore we sended da pikshur off to Romeo the Cat. You can see utter hairball critters ovah at PeoplePets.com (go ahed & check dem out).

Today iz National Hairball Awareness day and while our critters iz fun hairballs iz not. Did u knows...

• A cat spends 30% of its life grooming.
• Hairballs are caused when cats ingest hair during grooming. FURminator tools remove the loose hair from cats’ fur, which reduces the hairball problems and minimizes resulting constipation issues.
• Diets rich in fatty acids, like omegas 3 and 6, promote a healthy, shiny coat, which can help your pet shed less overall.
• Shedding is a natural process so you can’t eliminate shedding, but you can reduce it by up to 90% with FURminator deShedding products.

International Record Store Day

Today wuz international record store day. I suppose ur to get off ur duff and go to your local record store and seed wot iz der. (U knows insted of downloadin all ur musics).

We did not goes out cause we had bad weathers but we thought we should go thru our old Edison records.

It wuz beary interesting hearin all dem old timey songs. And it wuz a good fing we haz dat old Edison Player too cause we losed elektrik today and all we could do wuz listen to da old Victrola MOL.

April Fools Jokes On Me

Today God did pull a fast one on me. It iz April 1st. Spring iz sposed to be here but I did gets snow all ovah ma Kritter Kondo dis morning! Dat iz not right I tellz ya --- It gots to be a joke no?

Sum of da bestest jokes today comed from Toshiba wif der introducshuns of da PetBook K9 laptop computer and ThinkGeek's Playmobil Apple Store playset. Google also did der annual joke (but it not as funny az past ones) wif Gmail Motion.  YouTube did a 1911 vershun of der videos wif a purrty cool overlay on da videos wot makes dem look old timey. But da biggest and well played pranks were for da Bronx Zoo Cobra. Animal Planet announced a Bronx Zoo Cobra TV deal,a cookin show on Cookin Channel,  Bronx Zoo cobra took over Ryan Seacrest's verified twitter account, and PeoplePets.com shows us how da Bronx Zoo Cobra haz takened over da World.

Today wuz fun....well except fur dat snow joke!

If Pets Had Thumbs Day

Today iz If Pets Had Thumbs Day....wot would ur pet doz if dey had thumbs?

Super Bowl Sunday

Human1 iz a lil confused about dis supah bowl. Herz da biggest Steelers fan ever, but Packers be herz second favorite team of all time. Guess herz will be happy no matter who wins but herz rootin fur dem Steelers most. Yup dat iz Puppy Bowl on ma TV.

Puttin da bitey on da Cheesehead.

Me and da Terrible Towel. Wonder if I can use dis fur Towel Day too?

Caption Contest Winner

Remember last month when I ahd dis silly pikshur of myself and acided to hab a caption contesty? Well I gotted some really good captions from my anipals you should go check dem out.

I had a really hard time pickin a winner out of all dem great entries so I asked Human1 to halp wif it.

Da winner iz Cathy Keisha wif dis capshun: Yo! What's a cat got to do to get some attention in this place? Herz wins a $25 gift certificate from CatToys.com

Fanks to all who comed and played wif me. It wuz fun and we gonna haz to doz dis agin real soon.

Caption Contesty (ends 1/31/11)

Wot iz i sezzin? We just finks dis pikshur needs a cool capshun. We not hab a pwize picked out just yet but we will hab sumfin fun fur kittehs or doggies which eber wins. just post ur capshun in da comments by end of January fur ur chance to wins sumfin cool.

Make sure u gib a link to ur ur bloggy or twitter name so i knows who u iz. MOL

UPDATE: Pwize will be $25 to spend at either DogToys.com or CatToys.com and winner will be picked at random frum all entries. good lucks MOL

Kitteh Crime Scene

Human2 sez I iz a crime scene waitin to happen cause I likes to make messes and break fings. MOL

Herz gotted dis scarf in New York City when dey wented to see da Addams Family on broadway dis summer. Da utter nite when herz comed home dis iz how she greeted me. Pfffft.

Drum Roll Please...We Hab Our Winners

We hab our winners of our first eber (and mehbe onliest) Puzzled Look Contest wot we held last month.

Da Grand Prize Winner iz Gilley. Wif dat adorable what's dat u holding look? Gilley gets a great big pwize pack from our sponsors Kyjen & DogToys.com full of wunnerful puzzle plush toys. 

Da viewers choice is none utter den dat very popular pup Pebbles! Pebbles wins a bunch of toys from Kyjen & DogToys.com too. Hopefully enough to shares wif all dem foster doggies I did hears about.

Concats to da winners and fanks you all fur entering ma contesty and habbing fun wif me! *nosetaps*

Halloween Hijinx

Wow did we hab a busy Meow-o-Ween weekend. Yesterday wuz Chiller Theatre & today wuz da real deal wif handin out all dem Snickers bars we gotted from SheSpeaks.com to all our trick-or-treaters.

We had a blast decoratin da house up and getting ready. Our house guest, Lippe, wanted to dress up to hand out da treats and since he went wif ma Humanz to see da Cleopatra exhibit dat weekend afore he dressed up az a mummy.

We did wrestle to see which one of would gib out da candies. Surprisingly Lippe did win. I fink da fight wuz fixed.

I knows u r out der Lippe!. Where iz you? I hope sumfin skeery gets he. Dis iz not fair!

Lippe did enjoy gibbin dem kids (& der parents a taste of dem new Snickers Peanut Butter candy bars). Lippe says dey iz to die for!

I had to keep checkin up on he to see wot he wuz up to and I did see skeery fings out der wif him!

Lippe I comin. I did no means it when I sez I wanted skeery fings to gets you.

Hai u! Da big tall skeery fing! Get ur paws off of ma pal!!! Takes ur candy and go! Pffffft!

JUST LOOK AT DEM SKEERY TRICK-OR-TREATERS WE DID HAB...

Longest Kitteh in Da Werld

Ok so da utter day I did seed dis pikshur of da longest kitteh in da werld and thoughted "hai dats me". So I did fink I needed to show off just how big I iz.

Da Guinness World Record people did name Stewie of Reno, NV da longest kitteh at 48.5" from tip of da nose to tail bone. Dat a long kitteh.

I will haz to let ma humanz measuring me sumtime to see how well I measure up. But since today iz Human1's birfaday I will just snuggle up wif her insted.

It Ma Birfaday Anutter Year Anutter Pawty

I wuz outside in ma garden enjoyin ma birfaday when all of da sudden all of these shiny slippy fings wot smelled of bacon started comin at me. I had to get up and investigate.

I did not likes den bacon bubbles so we gibbed dem to da Yorkies down da street. I not so sure dey gonna likes dem either. wot u finks?

Even though it wuz ma 5th birfaday I still tooks time out to enjoy da day and smell da flowers. I lub bein in ma garden so part of ma birfaday tradishuns iz to spends time outside.

Edgar daKitty and a new mousy pal wot you can not see did sing Happy Birthday to me az I blew out ma candle on ma cake. This year it wuz all fur me since Human2 could not eats any cake cause of herz allergies I did not gets a cheeseburger cake like last year, but I finks I likes dis nom nom cake betterer.

I do lub dat Balloon dat da Humanz and Edgar did gib me! Der wuz a whole big bunch of utter balloons but dey did not fly around likes dis one for very long.

I don't gets to play wif strings on a regular basis (and neither should u) cause they can be dangerous if I should nom they all da way down ma gullet. But boy iz strings FUN. Dats capital F - capital U - capital N - FUN!

Dis here wuz da big boy big prezzie for da big 5 year birfaday! A new mancat cave just for me and one that will fits me better than dem lil cat cubes and it iz a ROCKET SHIP to boot!!!!

I can look out the window az I blast off to distant planets or visit ma pals on da dog star!

There iz plenty of room for me to decorate this new mancat cave wif ma Catwoman pawtographed photo & Bette Page poster! Oh and I will hab to move ma new blankie from Morris cat in here too!

I hab been running through it from one end to the other since I gotted it. But now there seems to be somefing in ma way!

Dis the view through the top of the nosecone of ma rocket ship. Hallooo up der!

Dis iz ma new mousy pal. We did not name him yet. Mehbe we will name he Algernon.

A kitteh can get purrty deflated after a hard day pawtyin.

Dat Shawnee Qweshun Game

Ma pal Shawnee gotted a qweshun game (Marley's Kwestshuns Game) on herz bloggy n passed it on to me. Now herz q & a iz different from da qweshuns herz did askin me to answer so hed over to herz bloggy fur a fun read too! Seems I haz to answer Shawnee's 5 qweshuns den come up wif 5 of ma own for 5 more friends. Dis could be funs.


1.  Wot be you fave toy or stuffie? Well dat one iz ez u always hearin me talkin bout ma fishy wishy. well dat doz be ma favorite toy ever. I haz so many toys but I alway comes back to ma first lub, ma fishy wisy!

2.  Wot is the one thing you would most like to change about the werld? I would likes fur all da homeless kittehs and puppehs out der to gets good lubbin forever & ever homes!

3.  If'n you could has one super powah, wot would it be? I would likes to fly likes supah kitteh! so I could go see all ma anipals!

4.  Wot is you most skeered of? Big loud boom booms, likes fireworks and thunders! I has to hides under the dining room tables (likes dats gonna halp!)

5.  Wot does you see in the pikshur below? I sees a skeery skull-face moster wif claw hands and big feets  wif two lil poodles minions!

So now I gets to ask 5 qweshuns to 5 utter friends. So here iz ma 5 friends: GeorgetheDuck, BlindMaximus, kittehboi,  jazzydacat, and Quadpawd.

And here be ur 5 qweshuns....


1. wot human doz u lub da mostest?
2. where iz ur favorite nappin spot?
3. ever put da bitey on sumone? who? and why?
4. doz u hab a sekret hidey spot?
5. why u lub da Boris Kitty? dis a trik qweshun!