I Gotted Ma Own Credit Card

Human2 gotted dis offer fur an American Express PASS card wot can be used to gib to teens, care givers or even pet sitters (dey some kind of care giver right?) ez access to money wif out problems of credit. Herz thoughted i needed a card wif ma cute snoot on it and we went wif green to matchin ma eyes.

It wuz real ez to sign up fur (cept human2 did makes a mistake wif her bank routin number and had to re-order, but herz still gotted da speshul offer....wot wuz $25 when u add at least $25 to da card. So we haz $50 on ma card to spends. But wot to spends it on? I iz sure I can figger sumfin out. Da card even haz ma name on it (silly human2 had to sign it fur me).

We only gibbing it a try so human2 can write a bloggy about it for SheSpeaks.com so we not hab to worry about da fees ($3.75/mo) wot are waived til next year. It kinda nice to hab a prepaid card fur emergencies and such.

Bettie White Pin Up Girl

We lub Bettie White and it apparent everybuddy else does too! Check out dis "pin-up" calendar of our favorite golden girl.

Betty White calendar for 2011, featuring twelve glorious months of Betty, the beloved actress, comedienne, and surprisingly hot-hot-hot celebrity. At age 88, Betty White has a hit show—Hot in Cleveland. Made Saturday Night Live funny again when NBC gave her the guest-host spot at the urging of a 500,000-member Facebook campaign. And starred, with Abe Vigoda, in the year’s #1 Super Bowl commercial (Snickers). She is classy, earthy, unassuming, a winner of multiple Emmy awards and an outspoken advocate for animal charities. And she’s got a fantastic sense of humor about herself. Now that’s our kind of pin-up girl.

Betty White’s royalties for dis calendar goes to support Morris Animal Foundation. How pawsum iz dat?

Cat Sitter DVD Reviews & Advice fur da Humanz

Da utter day I posted a video of me watch Cat TV. I wuz watchin ma very own DVDs made just fur kitties called Cat Sitter videos. Der are three different volumes of kitteh fun. My favorite iz Cat Sitter Volume 1 cause it haz all sorts of critters, buggies, and birds.

Cat Sitter Volume 2 iz fur da birds....literally, it iz ALL birdies (see da bottom pikshure).

Cat Sitter Volume 3 haz a lot of fishies in it! Gotta lub dem fishy wishies! I do recommends gettin the trilogy in da box set. It iz like da classic Star Wars trilogy but fur kitties!!!

Den der iz Video Catnip DVD wot haz lots of outside critters like squirrels, chipmunks and birds. Wif critter sounds n sum musiks. Dis one iz pawsum too. ALL da kitty videos loop so dey will play over and over again for ur cats. Purrty sweet.

Dis wot happens when ur kitteh gets too eggsited over watchin da videos & haz to go in fur closer inspekshuns.

Video Catnip haz sum of da best outdoor shots of squirrels & birds in it. Like dis here shot (but dis happens to be from Cat Sitter Volume 1).

I really likes watchin da birdies on Cat Sitter Volume 2.  Cat Sitter Volume 3 iz all fishies but it iz beary gud too!

Dis iz me watching Cat Sitter Volume 2. Like I said it iz fur da birds. It iz ALL birdies. Humanz can put on subtitles & see wot kinds of birides we kittehs are so interested in. Purtty cool huh?


Now fur dat advice fur da humanz in da house wot control da TV & DVD players...

1. Make sure you don't hab anyfing breakable on or around your TV cause we will get up close to see where dem critters iz and try to get dem.
2. If u hab a flat screen TV like dis make sure it bolted to da wall or stand. Otherwise u will hab to stay in da room wif ur kitty while dey watch der TV. Don't want u comin home to a broken flat screen TV on da floor!
3. Do not use ur surround sound (even tho da DVDs do hab surround sound) cause it will confuse us kitties az to where we should be lookin for da critters (I kept twistin ma head backwards finkin dey were behinds me.)
4. If u play dis on ur pooter don't be surprised if ur keyboard gets pounced on and da screen swatted at!
5. Hab fun wif ur kitties dey gonna lub da videos.
6. Start ur kitty's DVD collekshun today!

Walter the Farting Dog Book for TOOT Tuesday

Human2 broughted home dis book about a stinky doggy named Walter. I lub ma stink ratsie toy so it not a stretch to finks i would likes a stinky doggy too!

Da book is called Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, and illustrated by Elizabeth Gundy. It haz a warning in da front cover dat says, "Warning: This Book May cause Flatulence." MOL silliness.

Da book is purrfect fur us az it iz dedicated to EVERYBUDDY who's ever felt misjudged or misunderstood (who hasn't?).

So let's check dis booky out shall we....

Da story is about Betty and Billy who adopts Walter from da pound (as we all know rescuing a dog is much more rewarding den buying one -- Dont Shop ADOPT!)

Unfortunately, dis sweet, wunnerful pup dog has a bit of a gas problem (okai dat iz an understatment). In fact it iz so bad dat da kid's dad says Walter haz to go back to da pound cause of da gases & smells! Can u belives dat!? Back to da pound for dat!? I could not believes ma ears dat Walter would have to go back just acause of himz habbin gases. *hed shakes*

How in da world will Walter ever gets out of going back? Wot does a stinky dog gotta do to keeps he forever home?

You iz gonna haz to reads it ur self to finds out (but I will tells u he haz many utter adventures so der iz a happy ending affer all).

You will laughs and you will howl at dis gaseous pup named Walter. TOOT!

Check out all he adventures. You will learn to love dis stinky doggy. Dunt be a skeered to hab ur humanz read to u. Pets likes to be read to at least all us kittehs here do.

Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog

Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again

Walter the Farting Dog and the Windy Day

Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach 

Heck der iz even a cute gas passing Walter the Farting Dog plush toy dat any human will gets a kick out of to TOOT --- oops to boot.

Happy TOOT Tuesday!

PS...fanks to DogToys.com for sharing Walter the Farting Dog wif us last Toot Tuesday. MOL

Humanz Brought Home Germs from Doctors!

After spending all weekend halping takes care of Human2 herz comed home today from da doctors office wif germs! Herz brought both e.coli and MRSA home wif her. How dare herz do dat?!

I guesses it not too bad since dem germs weren't da real fings, fank gudness! Da germies were giant microbes dat are 1,000,000 x+ actual size! (you can gets youz own giant microbes at thinkgeek.com).

Dis iz MRSA (multiple-resistant staphylococcus Aureus...it finks it iz da superbug! I got newz for it. Human2 had just read a article about how humanz and der pets iz getting MRSA especially when either da human or da pet regularly visits hospitals and nursing homes. So be carefully all you therapy anipals out der. No coming homes wif dis bug!

Here I iz givin MSRA some bunny kicks. der iz no mercy for MRSA wif dis kitteh on germ patrols.

Ain't we cute? Drangerous germs like dis should no be so cute. Dis little guy is E. Coli (Escherichia coli) dis iz da guy wot causes urinary n abdominal infections. dat really nasty guy O157:H7 iz da guy wot causes food poisioning.

Dis might be a cute buggy but I haz ta put da bitey on it. I no wants to get sicky but it needs killed too!

Some bunny kicks might not hurt either. Boy da stringies are funs to bitey!

No saying silly kitteh giant microbes iz for kidz cause human2 buyed dem for us kittehs to play wif!

I Gots a Package Today

The mailman came today and stuck something between my doors. It was addresses to me, Boris Kitty! And it smellded of catsnips. Nom nom. I rubbed on it and loved it but Human2 said I could not haz it! What iz that all about? It haz my name on it doesn't it?!

Nom Nom Nom...

I was told there were duckies in dis box. Duckies what were going to go to other kitties what never had duckies before. I love my duck, his name is Sir Quacky McGee! I guess I could share the love of the ducky.

Helping with Car Shopping

I don’t like to go in cars as they usually mean going to the vet. My humans wanted to get me used to driving by taking my to see Grandma, but it never worked I am a big scaredy cat when it comes to getting in the car.

Human2’s car has about 120K miles on it and it is not even paid for yet! She is looking at new cars for when the times comes to replace her beloved PT Cruiser. So I have been helping her find information out about some cars.

We have been looking at Pontiac cars like the G3, which gets really good gas mileage or at least better mileage than our current PT Cruiser does. Between naps I have been daydreaming about the BMW M5. What a car! If we had a dog we would so be looking at the new pet friendly Honda Element. It has paw and bone accents, built in water bowl, extra vents in the back for more doggy air, and a stow-away ramp to help dogs get in the back. It is pretty sweet for puppy owners.

It would seem though that the 2011 Ford Fiesta is more our speed. It is a cute little car, which we like and it should be good on gas, but it is a Ford. We are not Ford people. Maybe we should take a look at some Buick cars too. Most likely we will stick with a Chrysler. Toyota and Honda are on the wishlists too.

No worries though. We hope it will be awhile before we have to seriously look forward to buying a new car. Right now we are only window shopping on the net.

Aussies Get Yer Tails A Waggin'

If you are an eastern Australian pet owner you may already know about Tails R Wagging in Balmain. It is more than just a pet store it is a full service petopia! They have a new center in Rozelle, where they have a shop, grooming spa, doggy daycare and even offer up pet sitting services. So if you are looking for doggy day care in Rozelle be sure and check out Tails R Wagging. We found a really cool feature on their site where you can watch your pup online if it is under their care. How cool is that to be able to sign in and see your best friend having fun while you are stuck at work? Pretty sweet huh!

They do have an online store and if you and your dog live in the Balmain area you can get free delivery of your purchases.

Don’t have a dog yet? Well they have you covered in that department too. They have the most adorable pugaliers for sale in the Sydney area. What’s a pugalier, besides adorable, you ask? It is a mix between a pug and King Charles Cavalier and they really are cute. Don’t believe me. They have pictures of the available pups on their site so stop by and prove it to yourself. Tails R Wagging isn’t your average doggy department store either all their pups are socialized, potty trained, healthy and travel ready. So what are you waiting for? Go get one of those cute little guys!

So get the pick of the litter of the pugaliers for sale in Sydney or drop your dog off for some TLC at the doggy day care in Rozelle. Whatever you need Tails R Wagging has got you covered in New South Wales.

Some day I will have to travel clean across to the other side of the world and stop in for a visit and see those cute doggies.

The Shopping Site for Pet Owners

I am sure you have all used shopping comparison sites before. Did you know that most of them are pay per click? That means the stores listed had to pay to be listed (heck they have to pay every time their link is clicked). What does that mean to shoppers looking for the widest selection of cat toys and cat care products? Basically, that you are missing out on a lot of stuff and only seeing what that site is being paid to show you.

So how can a kitty owner find a one-stop shopping site for all their kitty cat needs? Check out ShopWiki, like Google and other search engines they scour the web looking for stores to bring you the most comprehensive shop listings out there. They really do offer up the biggest list of stores for you to compare prices. We only wish they allowed users to rate the stores, because price is not everything and it would be nice to see customer reviews before buying.

While we are partial to shopping for cats, that is not all they have over at ShopWiki. So whether you are shopping for dog products, small pet supplies, stuff for your birds or even garden gnomes you’ll be able to find it over at ShopWiki.

Boris says that you should make your first search for the Undercover Mouse, which is his favorite cat toy of the moment.