Longest Kritter Kondo in All da World

Today it wuz finally warm enuff fur human2 to set up my Kritter Kondo, but wot herz did not tells me wuz we gotted a whole new section of kondo to add to it. It iz called a Kritter Konnector. It iz a 9 foots addition to ma Deluxe Kritter Kondo so I now haz a 15 foots run.

Let me gib u a tour. Dis be da one end...

I did walk from one end to da utter and backs agin. I must say I finks I likes dis new EXTRA LONG kondo. Da Konnector iz just az easy to puts up az ma regular kondo. It just haz a few extra steps and human2 had to puts 2 screws into da third section. Da only problem human2 did hab wuz wif my Deluxe Kritter Kondo. Herz could no gets da doors off, but herz did eventually get one off. But az u can seed we werked it out even wif da doors still attached. MOL

Dis be da middle...

Dis be da middle agin from da utter end. MOL

I do lub ma kondo so much I gibbed it cheek rubs.

Look it iz a Boris at da far end of da Longest Kritter Kondo in da Werld!

I seed a Squirrel!!!

He teased me.

I watch him go up a tree. He lucky I in ma Kondo.

Crazy Squirrel Weekend

Yesterday I wuz hanging out in ma Kritter Kondo wif Human1 when all of da sudden da squirrel wot usually teases da neighbor kitty, Tater, decided to sneak over and  bother me.

Der he iz over at Tater's house mindin he own business when...

...he gets it in he little squirrel head to sneak over da fence and...

...head over to ma house. Where....

...he climbed ma tree and sat der lookin at me. But dat wuz not good enuff for him. O, NO! He got it in he lil squirrel brain dat I wuz da intruder and he started yellin and yellin at me! No fair I sez. Dis iz ma house you are da intruder here Mr. Squirrel.

Den today he came back again while I was in ma Kritter Kondo. This time we sat on a rock in ma garden right in front of me! I tried to get him but I ran right into the netting of ma Kondo's back doors stopping me from getting in trouble for sure! Just as I did dat a car comed down the alley and would have sqwished me dead. Ma Kritter Kondo did truly keep dis indoor kitty safe outdoors today!

Cat Sitter DVD Reviews & Advice fur da Humanz

Da utter day I posted a video of me watch Cat TV. I wuz watchin ma very own DVDs made just fur kitties called Cat Sitter videos. Der are three different volumes of kitteh fun. My favorite iz Cat Sitter Volume 1 cause it haz all sorts of critters, buggies, and birds.

Cat Sitter Volume 2 iz fur da birds....literally, it iz ALL birdies (see da bottom pikshure).

Cat Sitter Volume 3 haz a lot of fishies in it! Gotta lub dem fishy wishies! I do recommends gettin the trilogy in da box set. It iz like da classic Star Wars trilogy but fur kitties!!!

Den der iz Video Catnip DVD wot haz lots of outside critters like squirrels, chipmunks and birds. Wif critter sounds n sum musiks. Dis one iz pawsum too. ALL da kitty videos loop so dey will play over and over again for ur cats. Purrty sweet.

Dis wot happens when ur kitteh gets too eggsited over watchin da videos & haz to go in fur closer inspekshuns.

Video Catnip haz sum of da best outdoor shots of squirrels & birds in it. Like dis here shot (but dis happens to be from Cat Sitter Volume 1).

I really likes watchin da birdies on Cat Sitter Volume 2.  Cat Sitter Volume 3 iz all fishies but it iz beary gud too!

Dis iz me watching Cat Sitter Volume 2. Like I said it iz fur da birds. It iz ALL birdies. Humanz can put on subtitles & see wot kinds of birides we kittehs are so interested in. Purtty cool huh?


Now fur dat advice fur da humanz in da house wot control da TV & DVD players...

1. Make sure you don't hab anyfing breakable on or around your TV cause we will get up close to see where dem critters iz and try to get dem.
2. If u hab a flat screen TV like dis make sure it bolted to da wall or stand. Otherwise u will hab to stay in da room wif ur kitty while dey watch der TV. Don't want u comin home to a broken flat screen TV on da floor!
3. Do not use ur surround sound (even tho da DVDs do hab surround sound) cause it will confuse us kitties az to where we should be lookin for da critters (I kept twistin ma head backwards finkin dey were behinds me.)
4. If u play dis on ur pooter don't be surprised if ur keyboard gets pounced on and da screen swatted at!
5. Hab fun wif ur kitties dey gonna lub da videos.
6. Start ur kitty's DVD collekshun today!

Chasing Squirrels n Meeting Humanz

I gotted a visitor today. It wuz ma twitter pal @kittehboi's human. Herz comed just to visit wif me  (& mehbe Human2 a little bit too).

When herz comed up da walk we were outside playin and human2 said Boris u haz a visitor and I did run rite over to Leslie to sez hello.

I did ma bestest to show off for ma visitor (who can attest dat I iz indeedy a big ole moose kitteh).

While we were outsides I did spots a squirrel in ma back yard! I crouched down and twitched ma tail likes crazy den i made ma moove. I runned down da yard and chased dat squirrel rite up a tree! He hung over a branch and made squirrel yellin noises at me. So I looked up at he and made kitteh chirpy noises back at he. kkkkch kkkch kkkch.

Spending Caturday Outside wif ma Peeps

I gotted to go outside today affer da mail comed (I gotted prezzies tell you all abouts dem tomorrow) and human1 gotted home from running errands. Da humanz had to mow n whack dem weeds afore i could go out too. But den I gotted to go outsides and hang in ma Kritter Kondo for a couple of hours while dey did work in da yard.

I did get to watch birdies and buggies from ma Kritter Kondo but did not see any squirrels at all. Wunder where dem squirrels wuz hiding on such a bootiful day like today. Here are sum of da fings I seed while I wuz in da safety of ma Kritter Kondo...

Boy did dis guy make some noise when he did lands. Hims a dove not a pigeon btu dey iz beary similar.

Dat beary same tree did hab a nasty case of ants livin in it. humans did sprays a little but dey gonna hab to call sum1 afore da tree falls on da house.

And der where little tweety birds dat did not likes dat I wuz so close to der nests. Dey did fly down at me n tweet den fly into da tree or over to da neighbors house like dis guy did.

When da humans were dun workings I wuz allowed out of da Kritter Kondo so I could check out der werk.

I just lub hidin under da lilac bush. It ma beary own jungle where de humanz dunt go. But soon it did warm up and I went up to da porch to kick back and relax a bit.

But u nose wot? dem birdies would not leave me alone long enough to get a nap in. So I did sneak up to da edge of da front porch to see wot da heck wuz going on.

Well I guess da nice warm spring day did get dem birdies frisky cause dey wuz up in dat tree kissing! Yep dat wot dey wuz doin I doz no tells tales! See fur u self....

U mite haz to biggify da pikshur but u can clearly see dem birdies K-I-S-S-I-N-G....Human2 sez herz will tells me all about da birds and da bees  sum time when I iz old enuff.

Wanna Watch My DVDs

It iz ma turn ta picks wot moovies ta watch. (Altho dem humanz said no to ma Cat Sitter DVDs.....Pffffft to dem humanz.)

Hai we acided to watch dis one rite up here, kai? U makin popcorns in dat kitchen? We need popcorns for moovie nite!

Wot!?! Nao u sez we iz watchin Avatar on Blu-ray....so why u tells me to look at wot DVD to watch huh?

Lookin Out Da Winder

We had a beary loverly day here today. Akshully feeled like springtimes. Warm & sunny. I spent most of da day lookin out ma winder fur birdies & squirrels.

I even shared ma view wif Edgar. He okai I guess....

Squirrels on Ma Doors

Az u can see dis iz why ma humanz haz ta replacin da mini blinds all da time at our house. But it not ma faults when der iz sumfing out der teazin me! N dunt u worries, I iz an expert mini blind ripper upper so der iz no chance of me hurtin ma self in dem.

I hads ta try n gets a betterer look at wot wuz out der on ma door makin all dat noises.

Human1 wuz home frum werks n opened da blind up to see wot i wuz affer. It wuz a baby squirrel wot wuz hangin on da screen door! He wuz teasin me from way up der at da top of da door -- see da yellow arrow pointin at he squirrel tail?

Den comes da real excitements when he started comin down da door towards me!

I reached up ta tries n get he but he wuz too far up der! I a tall boy but not dat tall no ways.

But den he did come way down close ta me afore runnin off into da street den ups a tree on da utter sides. I fink he wuz sayin nah nah nah az he did runs frum me!

One of Ma Favorite Places da Bathroom Window

One of ma favoritest places ta be iz da bafroom winder. I luvs hanging out and watching birdies, squirrels and even peeples as dey go by under me. If da humanz iz using da litterbox I pounce on dem to gets up der. Dey no minds (much) and sumtimes I hangs out on da huamnz afore getting in da winder! Dey call dat bafroom luvins (dat cause I not get up on der laps any utter time).


Dis iz me up in ma window watchin az human2 heads off ta werk. (I fink herz would rather stay home and hangs out in da winder wif me). But iffen I wants toys and nom noms I haz ta let herz go off ta werk. (just in case u no can see me dat iz me in da littlest winder on second floor)


Hai I see u seeing me! Where u going? R u coming back in? Should I come running to da back door or stay put? Okai I sees u when u gets home!