Cat Sitter DVD Reviews & Advice fur da Humanz

Da utter day I posted a video of me watch Cat TV. I wuz watchin ma very own DVDs made just fur kitties called Cat Sitter videos. Der are three different volumes of kitteh fun. My favorite iz Cat Sitter Volume 1 cause it haz all sorts of critters, buggies, and birds.

Cat Sitter Volume 2 iz fur da birds....literally, it iz ALL birdies (see da bottom pikshure).

Cat Sitter Volume 3 haz a lot of fishies in it! Gotta lub dem fishy wishies! I do recommends gettin the trilogy in da box set. It iz like da classic Star Wars trilogy but fur kitties!!!

Den der iz Video Catnip DVD wot haz lots of outside critters like squirrels, chipmunks and birds. Wif critter sounds n sum musiks. Dis one iz pawsum too. ALL da kitty videos loop so dey will play over and over again for ur cats. Purrty sweet.

Dis wot happens when ur kitteh gets too eggsited over watchin da videos & haz to go in fur closer inspekshuns.

Video Catnip haz sum of da best outdoor shots of squirrels & birds in it. Like dis here shot (but dis happens to be from Cat Sitter Volume 1).

I really likes watchin da birdies on Cat Sitter Volume 2.  Cat Sitter Volume 3 iz all fishies but it iz beary gud too!

Dis iz me watching Cat Sitter Volume 2. Like I said it iz fur da birds. It iz ALL birdies. Humanz can put on subtitles & see wot kinds of birides we kittehs are so interested in. Purtty cool huh?


Now fur dat advice fur da humanz in da house wot control da TV & DVD players...

1. Make sure you don't hab anyfing breakable on or around your TV cause we will get up close to see where dem critters iz and try to get dem.
2. If u hab a flat screen TV like dis make sure it bolted to da wall or stand. Otherwise u will hab to stay in da room wif ur kitty while dey watch der TV. Don't want u comin home to a broken flat screen TV on da floor!
3. Do not use ur surround sound (even tho da DVDs do hab surround sound) cause it will confuse us kitties az to where we should be lookin for da critters (I kept twistin ma head backwards finkin dey were behinds me.)
4. If u play dis on ur pooter don't be surprised if ur keyboard gets pounced on and da screen swatted at!
5. Hab fun wif ur kitties dey gonna lub da videos.
6. Start ur kitty's DVD collekshun today!

Hab U Herd? Da Bird iz da Werd!

Human2 comed home yesterday wif dis way pawsum cat toy called DA BIRD! In case u haven't herd DA BIRD IZ DA WORD! Az u can sees by ma pikshures dis iz one pawsum toy wot I gib 4 paws up! I even lets ma sisfurs play wif it (affer I am all tired out of course).

Spending Caturday Outside wif ma Peeps

I gotted to go outside today affer da mail comed (I gotted prezzies tell you all abouts dem tomorrow) and human1 gotted home from running errands. Da humanz had to mow n whack dem weeds afore i could go out too. But den I gotted to go outsides and hang in ma Kritter Kondo for a couple of hours while dey did work in da yard.

I did get to watch birdies and buggies from ma Kritter Kondo but did not see any squirrels at all. Wunder where dem squirrels wuz hiding on such a bootiful day like today. Here are sum of da fings I seed while I wuz in da safety of ma Kritter Kondo...

Boy did dis guy make some noise when he did lands. Hims a dove not a pigeon btu dey iz beary similar.

Dat beary same tree did hab a nasty case of ants livin in it. humans did sprays a little but dey gonna hab to call sum1 afore da tree falls on da house.

And der where little tweety birds dat did not likes dat I wuz so close to der nests. Dey did fly down at me n tweet den fly into da tree or over to da neighbors house like dis guy did.

When da humans were dun workings I wuz allowed out of da Kritter Kondo so I could check out der werk.

I just lub hidin under da lilac bush. It ma beary own jungle where de humanz dunt go. But soon it did warm up and I went up to da porch to kick back and relax a bit.

But u nose wot? dem birdies would not leave me alone long enough to get a nap in. So I did sneak up to da edge of da front porch to see wot da heck wuz going on.

Well I guess da nice warm spring day did get dem birdies frisky cause dey wuz up in dat tree kissing! Yep dat wot dey wuz doin I doz no tells tales! See fur u self....

U mite haz to biggify da pikshur but u can clearly see dem birdies K-I-S-S-I-N-G....Human2 sez herz will tells me all about da birds and da bees  sum time when I iz old enuff.

Wanna Watch My DVDs

It iz ma turn ta picks wot moovies ta watch. (Altho dem humanz said no to ma Cat Sitter DVDs.....Pffffft to dem humanz.)

Hai we acided to watch dis one rite up here, kai? U makin popcorns in dat kitchen? We need popcorns for moovie nite!

Wot!?! Nao u sez we iz watchin Avatar on Blu-ray....so why u tells me to look at wot DVD to watch huh?

Lookin Out Da Winder

We had a beary loverly day here today. Akshully feeled like springtimes. Warm & sunny. I spent most of da day lookin out ma winder fur birdies & squirrels.

I even shared ma view wif Edgar. He okai I guess....

Haunted Bird Feeder fur Halloween

Me and ma humanz do love Halloween. I do balieves it do be our favoritest howl-iday ever! We did no haz a big pawty dis year but we did haz fun making cuppie cakes and spookie cookies. Last year we did makes a Haunted Bird Feeder and Human2 did go out n finds it fur me.

When it say BEWARE OF CAT it do meanz me! I put da bitey on da birdie feeder n anyfing wot comes to it!

Hai wot over here? Maybe it a ghosty. I best checks it out.

Oh i did get you, you nasty old poltergeist wot hauntses ma birdie feeder.

Az u can see sumfin dun did spooks me while playin wif ma haunter birds feeders.

Fur more on ma birdie feeder checks out dem posts ma human did makes last year.

• Haunted Birder Feeder v1

• Haunted Bird Feeder V1.1

• Haunted Bird Feeder v1.3
  

• Haunted Bird Feeder v2(gramma's haunted feeder)

Fishy Wishies Every Where

Ma humans did go to da Adventure Aquarium in Camden, NJ last weekends. Dey said dey would be seeing all kinds of neat fishies. Likes ma fishies in ma lil pond but from da oceans!


Hai I did finds dat Nemo fishy wot wuz in dat moovie. Dis one here sure doz looks like Nemo.


Dat big green fing der iz an eel. wif big teefs for puttin da bitey on you! Dems iz skeery alrite.


Wowzers dis fishy sure iz neato lookin. Wunner if ma fishies could grow polkie dotted fins like dats???


Ma humanz told me dat dems birdies iz called penguins. Dey do not fly! Wot up wif dat? Dey swims in da water wif da fishies instead of flyin in da airs wif utter birdies. Dat just not right!

Well dem purrty pikshurs iz all fine n dandy buts az a kitteh I wanna sees ma fishies in akshuns! So ma beary nice humans did take videos of dem fishy wishies swimmin just fur me. Fank u Human1 n Human2 I doz likes dem swimmy fishies.

I did sends Edgar along ta makes sure dey did bring me sum fishies. MOL

One of Ma Favorite Places da Bathroom Window

One of ma favoritest places ta be iz da bafroom winder. I luvs hanging out and watching birdies, squirrels and even peeples as dey go by under me. If da humanz iz using da litterbox I pounce on dem to gets up der. Dey no minds (much) and sumtimes I hangs out on da huamnz afore getting in da winder! Dey call dat bafroom luvins (dat cause I not get up on der laps any utter time).


Dis iz me up in ma window watchin az human2 heads off ta werk. (I fink herz would rather stay home and hangs out in da winder wif me). But iffen I wants toys and nom noms I haz ta let herz go off ta werk. (just in case u no can see me dat iz me in da littlest winder on second floor)


Hai I see u seeing me! Where u going? R u coming back in? Should I come running to da back door or stay put? Okai I sees u when u gets home!

I R Flying

Human1 wuz carrying me back inside after a way too short time of playing outside when Human2 said bring he ober here! Herz wuz laying on da grass. I looked down at herz n click, herz took dis pikshure of me flying in da air!

I not an upside down kitteh. Nope. Herz iz an upsides down human!

Hope I gets ta play outside sum more once human2 comes home. Herz iz off to da Dog Days of Summer fing for da Berks Animal Rescue League ober at da Reading Museum. I no wanna go cause der will be too many peoples n dawgs der. Herz iz gonna bring me pikshures back so I can see da fun herz hads.

I'm Big Jungle Cat

I bets you no can sees me. I r hiding in da jungle waiting for bidies, squirrels or utter wildlifes to come my way. When dey do I will spring into action. Pounce I got you now!

Okai, so ma biggest catch so far haz been a cricket bug. Nom nom nom!

Dis is one of ma favorite hidey spots in ma garden. I loves getting to go outside! And today iz be-oooty-ful day. Nice suns, blue skies, floofy white clouds, cool breezy. It a gud day to be in day garden dat fur sure.

Birdie Watching Wif Boris

I am outside and I hearz all these birdies, but I cannot find dem. I look to da left then to the right but no birdies in sight.

Nuffin up there. Where are you, you birdies?

I don't see you over there either guess I will go look some place else.

Now I know why I did not sees you before! You iz way up there on roof of da house next door!

So how iz a kitteh supposed to get all the way up there to get you?

Spending Caturday Out in the Yard

I had a great outdoor adventure today. Gots to play in the yard with the humans, eat some nice grasses, see some birdies and loverly flowers. Human2 got down on the ground with me for this cool photo (I did not know she could get down let alone back up again).


As you can see by the photo I was adorable in the yard, but thinking about being bad. I am not known as Bad Big Boy Boris for nothing!

These are some of the loverly flowers I got to look at while human2 filled up my birdie feeder for me. That way I can watch the birdies from my window when I am not allowed out to see them.




This is me getting dangerously close to the alley. I am not allowed back there. A squirrel ran across the alley as this picture was being taken (or so human2 told me after the fact -- she did a good job of distracting me otherwise I would have run after it and got yelled at and be in BIG troubles). I am not allowed on the front porch either but I sneaked up there for a little bit too.


The neighbor kitty was out today too. She was wearing a pretty harness. My humans tried to get me to wear one but I fought tooth and claw to not wear it. Turned out I was too big the the biggest kitty harness any way. They threatened a medium sized doggy harness, but have not attempted that yet.

Here is some video footage of my big day outside today (listen to how loud those birdies are) ...

Of course I had to eat some grasses while I was out there. Why go out if you are not gonna have some grass?

Boris the Garden Kitty

I was protecting my garden this morning. The humans do not allow me outside very often but sometimes when they are outside working in the garden I am allowed outside too.

I do a fine job protecting the flowers from squirrels and birdies!

Squirrel Watching With Boris

Boris' favorite spot is the front window looking out and watching the world go by. His human servants placed a birdfeeder in his line of sight just for him to make that little slice of of the world more interesting for him.

Today he was fascinated by the squirrel hanging out on the feeder. And boy did he want to get him.

As you can see by the images he is intently watching that darned squirrel. Below is a video of the big ole squirrel hunter in action.

Boris' bird feeder is the Heritage Wild Bird Feeder from Petzone (now OurPets). Every good kitty needs a hobby like bird watching.