April Fools Jokes On Me

Today God did pull a fast one on me. It iz April 1st. Spring iz sposed to be here but I did gets snow all ovah ma Kritter Kondo dis morning! Dat iz not right I tellz ya --- It gots to be a joke no?

Sum of da bestest jokes today comed from Toshiba wif der introducshuns of da PetBook K9 laptop computer and ThinkGeek's Playmobil Apple Store playset. Google also did der annual joke (but it not as funny az past ones) wif Gmail Motion.  YouTube did a 1911 vershun of der videos wif a purrty cool overlay on da videos wot makes dem look old timey. But da biggest and well played pranks were for da Bronx Zoo Cobra. Animal Planet announced a Bronx Zoo Cobra TV deal,a cookin show on Cookin Channel,  Bronx Zoo cobra took over Ryan Seacrest's verified twitter account, and PeoplePets.com shows us how da Bronx Zoo Cobra haz takened over da World.

Today wuz fun....well except fur dat snow joke!

Longest Kritter Kondo in All da World

Today it wuz finally warm enuff fur human2 to set up my Kritter Kondo, but wot herz did not tells me wuz we gotted a whole new section of kondo to add to it. It iz called a Kritter Konnector. It iz a 9 foots addition to ma Deluxe Kritter Kondo so I now haz a 15 foots run.

Let me gib u a tour. Dis be da one end...

I did walk from one end to da utter and backs agin. I must say I finks I likes dis new EXTRA LONG kondo. Da Konnector iz just az easy to puts up az ma regular kondo. It just haz a few extra steps and human2 had to puts 2 screws into da third section. Da only problem human2 did hab wuz wif my Deluxe Kritter Kondo. Herz could no gets da doors off, but herz did eventually get one off. But az u can seed we werked it out even wif da doors still attached. MOL

Dis be da middle...

Dis be da middle agin from da utter end. MOL

I do lub ma kondo so much I gibbed it cheek rubs.

Look it iz a Boris at da far end of da Longest Kritter Kondo in da Werld!

I seed a Squirrel!!!

He teased me.

I watch him go up a tree. He lucky I in ma Kondo.

Visit Wif Kiki

Human2 wented to visit dat sweet lil kitty, Kiki wot wuz shot a while back. Herz doin ok but dem doctors not knows iffen dey will hab to remove da leg yet or not.

Herz wuz out of herz cage walkin around a lil bit while human2 wuz der. Herz getz around okie dokie. But boy does herz hab a big owie.

Such a cutie patootie.

Dat iz one heck of an owie.

Human2 did take ovah sum prezzies fur Kiki. We did gets her a comfy bed, blankie, warm cuddle pal, sum toys & most importantly we did gets her a Kritter Kondo. Wif da kondo herz will be able to go outside again and stay close to home safe and sound!

Kiki's mom wuz beary eggsited about gettin a Kondo for Kiki, but I finks Kiki gonna need a lil more time to get used to it away from strange peeple like human2.

Kiki did check out all her prezzies, but human2 did not wanna skeer wif da flashy box too much, but we did gets some pikshurs so u can seed how herz iz doin.

It iz understandable how herz could be a skeered of strangers now dat dis haz happened. I hopes da fun lubbin, kitteh wot acts like a doggy comes back soon.

Feelin good enuff to thwok an ornament off da tree.

Sayin hello to human2

Big stretches.

Kiki we lubs u and hopes u gets betterer & gets to keeps all ur paws!

Nutter Kitty Wuz Shot Too

Dat artikle yesterday did briefly mention anutter kitty wot wuz shot too. When human2 called da police to askin bout dem kitties dey passed on herz info and da second kitty's human called human2 today.

Da second kitty iz Kiki and herz wuz shot in da elbow. Doctors did operates and fixed as best dey could. But da elbow wuz shattered and Kiki might still lose herz leg!

Dis whole fing iz just horrible and des loverly, sweet kitties did not deserve dis. Dey loved da outdoors & now dey can no be outside again. So sad. I haz added Kiki to my Chip-in for da Vet bills and hope to be able to gib dem sum green papers too!

How Not To Use a Kritter Kondo Part 2

Dis iz part two of an ongoin series of how not to use ur Kritter Kondo. First in da series was about goin in da door not thru da roof.

Dis one iz about how da kondos iz fur kitties and small doggies not childrens!

Boris Shows You How Not To Use a Kritter Kondo

Dis iz NOT how u use ur Kritter Kondo! Just meowin.

I was chasing a buggy. MOL

Crazy Squirrel Weekend

Yesterday I wuz hanging out in ma Kritter Kondo wif Human1 when all of da sudden da squirrel wot usually teases da neighbor kitty, Tater, decided to sneak over and  bother me.

Der he iz over at Tater's house mindin he own business when...

...he gets it in he little squirrel head to sneak over da fence and...

...head over to ma house. Where....

...he climbed ma tree and sat der lookin at me. But dat wuz not good enuff for him. O, NO! He got it in he lil squirrel brain dat I wuz da intruder and he started yellin and yellin at me! No fair I sez. Dis iz ma house you are da intruder here Mr. Squirrel.

Den today he came back again while I was in ma Kritter Kondo. This time we sat on a rock in ma garden right in front of me! I tried to get him but I ran right into the netting of ma Kondo's back doors stopping me from getting in trouble for sure! Just as I did dat a car comed down the alley and would have sqwished me dead. Ma Kritter Kondo did truly keep dis indoor kitty safe outdoors today!

Visitin Kittehs in der Kritter Kondos

Yesterday ma humanz wented to da BIG city to see arts in a museum (Barnes Museum) & while dey were out dey stopped in to visit wif dem Kritter Kondo kittehs. See how happy dey r in der Kondos.

Abi luvs herz Kondo.

Madi iz a big boy wif a Deluxe Kritter Kondo!

Well I gotted jello-us hearin how cute dey r & how much dey lub der Kondos dat I pested to go outside today & get in mine. Since I haz ma humanz wrapped around ma lil paw dey let me out. I had such a grand time watchin birdies from the safety of ma outdoor cat enclosure, but I still wanted out to roll in da dirt. So dey let me, but left da door to da condo open so az to let me in & out iffen dey could not watch me closely. Since da door wuz open I went in it all on my own a couple of times, just like I did on ma birfaday -- but dis time I kept doin it (bout 6 or 7 times).

Takes a look at me in akshun...