Lookin Out Da Winder

We had a beary loverly day here today. Akshully feeled like springtimes. Warm & sunny. I spent most of da day lookin out ma winder fur birdies & squirrels.

I even shared ma view wif Edgar. He okai I guess....

Happy Burst Day Human2

Today iz a beary special day. First, it is Human2's Birfaday so I did makes herz dis silly card (cause herz lubs dem Aliens moovies) and sceond, it iz scifiPAWTY day! YAY!

Let's hab sum funs today!

Going to da Vet

First let me tells you dat I dozn't hates seein da V-E-T , just dunt likes da drivin to gets der.

Human2 comed home from werk really early today wif a neat noo fing so when herz putted it down and unzipped it I wented inside to inspect it. Affer I gotted comfy herz zipped me up insides it. Not a problem until i was picked up and we wented to da car.

I did fills up dis carrier (gud fing it wuz only a borrowed carrier....we gonna haz to gets me a bigger doggy one), but I wuz comfy inside.

I did meow and meow da whole way to da vets, but Human2 did no turn da car around. Did herz no understand me or wuz herz ignoring me?

I finks herz wuz ignoring me. Pffffft!

Da doctor did checks me out and sez ma heart sounds good and dat I apparently haz a healthy appetite....wot ever did herz means by dat?

I wuz a real good boy until herz tried to inspekt ma backside. I did NO likes dat no way no how!!! But since I wuz der cause of poppy problems I guess herz hads to check every fing, but man o man. (Herz wuz makin sure I did no haz an expanded colon or pouch dat traps da poopy -- I okai just needs sum meds.)

But even worse den da butt examinashuns wuz da big scale...ut O!

I iz 23.7 pounds. I guess dat wot da doctor meaned by a healthy appetites?!

Dis big pills iz wot da V-E-T did gib me to halp fix ma problem. Fank goodness I doz not haz to eats dem big fings dey gets to be mixed up in ma wet fuds.

I am SO fankful da da doctor lady did no sez i had to go on a diet! Hpefully I will be all betterer in a few days. Keeps dem paws crossed fur me okai?

Prizes for sicfiPAWTY Gots Here

We iz gettin all eggsited about da scifiPAWTY comin up dis weekend! Ma furends over at OurPets did sends me sum pwizes fur puppehs and kittehs. Lets see wot we gots...

I finks der iz aliens in dis here box. OMC des pwizes did travel far to gets here!


I wuz rite! dems iz ALIEN RABBITS FRUM OUTER SPACE. Dis iz a new line of dog toys called Wild Hares and dey iz really pawsum.

Der iz squeakers in der heds and crinkles in der bellies. And fun floppy ears to nom! I finks u doggies gonna likes dem aliens.

But wot we get fur da kitties?


We gotted one of each of the new play-n-squeak backyard toys! Der iz a bird, a bunny, a squirrel, a skunk, a fox and a raccoon! Der iz catnips inside and dey do squeaks.

I likes da smell of dat birdie...


But I finks I will claim des three fur me (iffen u looks close u can see da cardboards from da bunny, squirrel and skunk stickin out frum under ma big belly). Well da winner will get extra special Boris smells on der new toys!

Fanks u so beary much OurPets for donating des pawsum prizes to our lil fund raising pawty!

Spendin a Warm Day in Da Yard

I did gets to go outside wif da humanz yesterday when dey wuz werkin in da yard. It wuz a nice almost Spring-like day. We finks it gotted in da low 50s. Most of da snow did melts, but where da big piles were der iz nao small piles.

Dis Kritter Kondo outdoor cat enclosure iz nice and spacious and keeps me frum chasin squirrels and birdies into da streets.

Plus it gibs me a gud view of dem humanz werkin in da yard and cleanin up so dat springtime can comes and makes dis yards all purrty and green.

See dat Human1 over der raking da leaves out of da flower beds. Human2 satted here and watched me watching her! Every once in awhile herz would go over and halp, but it wus all human1. Dunt lets dat human2 trick u.

Affer all da leaves were cleaned up we did finds sum spring! See da purrty flowers wot were hiding underneath dem leaves...

Lil white ones...

and lil purple ones. YAY fur spring!

Way Cool Fings from ThinkGeek

I gotted ma pwizes from ThinkGeek.com for scifiPAWTY. YAY!!! Dem geek monkeys iz beary sweet to us anipals (& our humanz). We raisin moneys fur animals but da humanz get da prizes!?!?

First fing dey did sends us wuz Bucky Balls. No dey not frum a nootered kitteh named Bucky. Dey is magnet sculpture balls. Ma human would not lets me try dem out in case i would nom dem. Magnets are fur fun not fur nom.

Den we gotted a t set of really neato LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. Dey lites up purrty colors & can point out where da cool cats iz!

Last but not least it dis pawsum Bliptronic 5000 LED Synthesizer fing wot makes muzik. Wot fun!

Iffen u wanna wins one of dem cool pwizes frum out furends at ThinkGeek.com come to scifiPAWTY on 3/13.

Fanks u Timmeh & everybuddy @ ThinkGeek.com.

I R Wall Art U Could Be Too

My pal Maximus did offer up a really cool pwize fur ma lil scifiPAWTY on 3/13.

His human iz gonna turn an anipal into wall arts. And I gotted turned into a vinyl decal az an example! Purrty cool cause I gotted to visit wif Maxiumus and he two noo debil kittehs.

Der must be sumfing interesting over der! MOL

Nosetapped by a debil kitteh!

You too could wins a Custom Vinyl Wall Art from @BlindMaxiums at da scifiPAWTY all u do iz sends a photo of ur anipal and gets a lifesize or scale wall decal to decorates u home or office!

Gather Up Sum Pwizes Fur Da scifiPAWTY

I have been gather up sum purrty great pwizes fur scifiPAWTY. Az u can sees we found sum fur humanz az well az anipals! Likes dis cool Star Trek game fur humanz or dem fun Bigfoots, sea monsters & Jackalopes fur dogs! Der r many utters in da werks too!





I will keeps u all posted on pwizes over at scifiPAWTY central! Dis gonna be a fun geeky pawty fur sure!

Big Geek Pikshur

Okai. U haz to be a real big scifi geek to get dis one and of course nose about dem KONG dog toys....heehee.

Or mehbe I iz da only one wot fink dis iz funny.

Werking on ScifPawty

I haz been a very buzy kitteh werkin on gettin everyfin ready fur ma SCIFIpawty on Twitter on March 13th. Man dis iz a LOT of werks. Dis will be beary similar to @FrugalDougal's PawPawty but on a minute scale. More info and stuffs coming soon!

Webby site still not der but it will be BorisKitty.com/scifipawty/

Da twtVite page is up at: http://twtvite.com/ad2o72

Ma firstgiving page fur da donations iz up at: http://www.firstgiving.com/scifipawty

Times will ruffly be 11am-8pm EST on March 13, 2010 (we go az long az ma human can stays at keyboard)

I needs halp wif DJs, Barktending, Trivia games (quizzies), and sekurity. LMK iffen u can halp on dat day and wot times. Sign up and schedules will be posted on da site BorisKitty.com/SCIFIPAWTY/

Der will be a costumey contesty too.

I hab several pwizes but iffen anyone wants to donates you can contact wif wot u would likes to donate.

Well back to it! Wanna haz dis reddy dis weekend. 3/13 comin up fast like Flash Gordon.

Night of Da Livin Deadish

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Da Woof Wednesday Winners

I nose ma contesty wuz a surprize but I will habs more pwomise. I did hab funs wif all who did enters. Dunt furgets we gonna habs a #scifiPawty on twitter soon and you can win sum great stuff der too!

Nao on to da winners!

First up wuz dat purrty pink bath set from DogToys.com made by dem folks at Bamboo Pet and our winner wuz @SydPie. I Finks dat SydPie wuz beary eggsited to win dat pwize. Yes I doz. (U pwize will be in da mails 2day i finks az long az DogToys.com iz not closed cause of snows!).

Next up wuz da neato Blue Bath set from DogToys.com and winner for dat wuz...drumroll puhleez...@BaronVonOdem

(U pwize iz alreddy on its way via FedEx...dem folks over at DogToys.com do be a speedy bunch)

Well I wuz so eggsited and happy about ma contesty dat I did acide to hab sum runner up pwizes too! I did randomly choose 2 more winners from all wot played ma silly lil game, one from first game and da utter frum da second game.

So da runners up wot did win sum purrty cool pwizes too are... @no_crybaby_doGs who did win a wash mitt & dryin towel likes our 1st 2 weiners...sawry winners...and @trailerparkdogs who iz still waitin to nose what fur surprize prize dey iz gettin (I not tellin it a sekret but i finks dem is gonna likes it).

Fanks agin all who did play and conCats to all dem fine winners!

Woof Wednesday Twitter Contest

It do be Woof Wednesday and I iz habbin a contesty over on Twitter today at 3pm EST for all ma puppy pals! You could wins one of these great prize packs!

All u haz to do iz follow me (@BorisKitty) and be on twitter at 3pm EST

I nose I should hab told you guys sooner so u could all be here, but I just found out about dem cool pwizes today from DogToys.com! And I iz eggsited to gib dem away.



I finks dem pwizes doz looks like a gud idear wif all dis snows/rains we been habbin. Keep you puppeh dogs clean affer you go out to go potty in dis messy weather.





Dis will be like dem PawPawty contests (I fink) so get ready answer sum fun questions for to win dem pwizes.

I Winned a Meddle in Teddy Olympics

I did win a silver medals in da Teddy Olympics fur ma entry in da napping category. Boy da competions wuz tuff. Dem teddies iz fearless!

Fank u everybuddy for da fun Teddy Olympics!

whack attack kittehs

Dems lil kittehs iz so cute playin whack a kitty wif der human.

Skymall Kitties Song

We saw dis and thought it wuz nearly az much fun az Kittens Inspired by Kittens.

Da Crazies

Der iz dis noo movie comin out next week call Da Crazies. Every time we hears da commercial on TV we gets da giggles cause dat is wot Human2 calls it when I go runnin like a crazy boy thru da house.

Well I gotted Da Crazies in da mails yesterday. Okai so it wuzn't really addressed to me (but everyfing in dis house iz mine so there) and it wuz really comic books from da moovie peeples. But since I claimed dem az mine I thought I would share dem wif you.


Dey can in dis really cool biohazard bag. Wot wuz printed wif crazy fun fings on both sides.

Inside were 2 comic books based on da noo movie. (But da letter wot comed wif dem said der wuz four insides. I haz four pawpaws & der were not dat many comics in dat bag. I finks sumbuddy can no count.)

I guess I will lets Human2 read MY comics and post info over on ScifiSlacker.com when herz habs a free minute or two.

A Beary Happy Valentine's Day

I gotted a bear hug in da mails frum ma pals da Meow Girls (@Meow_Girls). Dey sez Happy Valentine's Day to me so I gonna shares it wif all of ma utter anipals!

Happy Valentine's Day Everybuddy!

Big pawpaw kneadies to everybuddy!

Nao back to ma regularly scheduled nap -- MOL.

Top 10 Ways To Stop Da Cabin Fever Crazies

I lubs to sneaks outside & watch ma birdies or nom sum grasses, but wif all dis horrible snows we been habbin outsides is no funs. Being stuck inside haz caused me to haz a touch of da crazies (I iz runnin round like crazy man & chasing ma old lady sisfur cats through the house).

Here r ma top ten ways to halp stop da crazies when u iz cooped up inside too.

1. Watch sum TV. Yes kitties watch TV! We especially likes Animal Planet or videos like Catnip DVD or Cat Sitter DVDs. Dem videos are pawsum!

2. When TV not an option make sure your kitty can see out a window. I know dis time of year cold comes through windows, but a kitty likes to see wot iz goin on outsides.

3. Take a few minutes to play catch or fetch wif ur kitteh. Best fing for dis iz a crumpled up peace of paper. Paper balls can relieve da crazies dats for sure! If ur cat iz like me a crumpled dollar bill is most fun.

4. Get out a wand toy and wind up ur cat a bit. Wear him out enough fo naptime to come early.

5. You don't haz time to play? Dey get some kin of automated kitty toy to entertain your cat for you. I recommends da Tail Spin, Undercover Mouse and/or da Fling-ama-string. Dey iz all gud!

6. Squeaky mice. Da Play-n-Squeak mouse iz a kittehs best friend. U swat it & it squeaks at u. U sneak up & pounce & it squeaks at U. U fling it in da air & guess wot? It squeaks at u!

7. Treat toys. Dis iz a little like kitteh torture but in a gud way. Make us werk for r nom noms! But don't u forgets to gets sum nom noms.

8. Get da red Dot!!! Laser toys makes a whole different kind of crazy. Da gud kind of crazy.

9. Scratchers. Hab dem every where. Dat way kittehs will takes der aggressions out on da scratchers instead of ur furnitures.

10. So iffen dems still not werks u could always get yourself an outdoor cat enclosure & fling us outside! (psssst! dey werks inside too.)

I hopes des fings halp u out dis winter when u gets da cabin fever crazies.

Practice Poses fur da Bissell Box

I wuz being ma cutest 2day (yep i iz on da dining room tables...dat iz one of ma favorite places ta be even tho i not supposed to be up der....az u can see i listen so beary beary gud).

I akshually wuz hammin it up fur da camera to day cause da humanz had werked hard ta clean up da house dat dey did ignores me a lil bit & I iz not used to dat.

So iffen u finks i iz cute please votes fur me in da Bissell contesty.

It Did Snows BIG Here

We woked up dis mornin and everyfing wuz covered in a big thick blankie of white stuff.

Hai where iz da Momma's car? Iz it under der sum where? I not fink herz can finds it.

Even ma birdie feeder iz covered in snows. (Note ta self: Hab human2 check ta makes sure da birds do hab enuff foods in da feeder.)

Nao dat we did inspekts da snows fur purrty it iz time to dig out.

Human2 did makes dis beary nice path. It wuz likes walkin down a white tunnel. But it wuz beary cold...

So I did turns ma fuzzy butt around and headed back inside.

Back insides where it warm and dry! (When I gotted inside I did da lil back footy dance...each foot gotted shaked and shaked. Da dance wuz followed up wif a gud licky bath.)

Please Vote Fur Me In Da Bissell MVP Contest

Bissell (dems da peeples wot made ma big sucky fing) iz habbin a pet photo contesty and ma human2 did enters me in it.


Nao dis iz not just a popularity contesty no siree bob! Da winners gets big moneys donated to der favorite charity! Winnin dis contest could halp out a lot of animals in ma shelters dat I donates to. And well dat would just be so pawsum!

Da Bissell MVP Most Valuable Pet Photo Contest Grand Prize...

• Your pet's photo on a BISSELL box
• $10,000 donation to the pet charity of your choice
• BISSELL pet vacuum or deep cleaner
• $500 "Perfect for you and your pet" shopping spree

Second Prize

• Your pet's photo on a BISSELL box
• $5,000 donation to the pet charity of your choice
• BISSELL pet vacuum or deep cleaner
• $250 "Perfect for you and your pet" shopping spree

Third thru Fifth Prizes

• Your pet's photo on a BISSELL box
• $1,000 donation to the pet charity of your choice
• BISSELL pet vacuum or deep cleaner
• $50 "Perfect for you and your pet" shopping spree

Voting starts Friday, 02/05/10 and ends Thursday, 02/11/10 so pleaze bookmarks ma page and go votes fur me.

Cause even iffen I dunt wins one of dem big pwizes each weekly winner gets dis...

• All weekly winners move on to the semi-finals
• The top vote-getter wins a BISSELL vacuum or deep cleaner specially designed for pets
• And... the top 5 vote-getters win a $25 Visa gift card (which will be donated by me)
  

You will have ta create an account and log in for to vote, sawry. And der is only one votey per account per voting period. So I counting on all ma pals to halp me gets into da finals, kai?

FANKS!