Da Birthday Bash Contesty

Two weeks ago I turned four (July 4th) and my people had a most wunnerful birfaday party for me. I wanted to haz a contesty back den but PawPawty wuz coming up and ma anipal @BabyPatches wuz already doing a cool contesty so I waited (plus I wanted to haz da prizes in ma cute little pink paw paws first). Well da prizes arrived and now on wif da contest.

We iz gonna celebrate birthdays and gotcha days by given away prizes. The prizes are fun Play-n-Squeak Toys wot I talked about da other day. Being a kitteh dis contest is mostly cat oriented, but not exclusive as I will hab my humans get you somefin gud if you wins.

Send us your bestest party picture to enter. Send them to me at BigBadBoyBoris [at] gmail.com (replace wif the correct @ symbol). By midnights on the 25th 31st (so my human can post the pictures here). Once they are all arrived we will post da images here for anipals to come back and vote on them! Wot fun.

So sends me your pictures and lets the fun begin!

Da Rules: (I know I gots ta spoil it wif rules.)

1. Dis contest iz open to kittehs (and other anipals in da USA only any wheres).
2. Pictures must be sent via email to BigBadBoyBoris [at] gmail.com (replace wif the correct @ symbol). Subject = Bday Contesty Before midnight on July 25, 2009 July 31, 2009.
3. Must include anipals name, humans name, your birfaday/gotcha day and a brief story about how you celebrate your special day (dis will be included wif your picture during voting so make it good). If you never had a party, send us your cutest picture and story on how you gonna celebrates gud on da next one! (personal info will not be posted).
4. Winners will be notified via email at end of voting period (July 27th to midnight on August 10th 8/1/2009 to 8/8/2009). If winners not responded wif mailing address prize will be forfeited.
5. Non-kitteh entries will be added to a separate voting category and compete for alternate prizing. These winners will consider runners up.
   

Da Prizes: (Ya know dis da good stuff right here.)

1. There will be 4 (yep 4) runners up and 1 (only 1) GRAND PRIZE winner.
2. Each runner up will gets a Play-n-Squeak Twice Da Mice from OurPets. Dat is two fun squeaky mice likes I gots (mind you, da feather butt mousie iz way fun to chew on). Retail value: $9
3. Da Grand Prize winner will receiver a huge box o' toys filled wif da following fun fings: 1 Twice da Mice (dats 2 mice), 1 Catch of the Day Mouse, 1 Elasto Mouse, 1 Wild Flingdom, 1 Ball of Furry Fury and 1 Spring Fling. Wow dat a lots of toys! All are fun Play-n-Squeaky toys wot iz loads of fun for kittehs! $52.
4. Substitute prizes will be given for non-kitteh winners of a separate contesty (if any)
5. The prizes are the way fun Play-n-Squeak Toys wot I talked about da other day, but if a dawg wins we will sends maybe a cool flappy toy or somefin else real gud.
   

Da box of prizes arrived!

Dis da runner up prizes. 4 lucky kittehs will win a set of 2 Play-n-Squeak mice!

Dis iz da amazing grand prize chock full of cool Play-n-Squeak kitteh prizes. Gud Lucks!

Dis kitty contest iz brought to you by the letter C, the number 5, and our furends over at OurPets.com / ShopOurPets.com / PlaynSqueak.com.

I Gots FREE Nom Noms In da Mails

Purina sended me a special nom nom to try all for free!
And it comes wif a coupons so I can make da humans buy more!

It is the new Fancy Feast Appetizers for cats.
It comed in a neat little box wot told us all about it.

Dey say it iz only real seafoods, poultry
(dat's chicken ya know) or meat (like beefs).
Dey swears there iz no by-products or fillers
(so no crappy parts or allergicy soys).

Looks pretty tasty. Human2 iz taking her own
sweet time getting dis down to me!
I gots the white meat chicken appetizer
(in delicate broth) for to try (if I every gets it).

Guess I haz ta reminds her I am waiting
for my nom noms wot I got in da mails.
TODAY Please!

I fink she iz teasing me.
She forgets I can reach over da top of da stoves!

FINALLY....oh dis, dis iz nummy...oh yeah.
I gives dis stuffs two paws up! Nom Nom Nom!

Licking up every last little piece in da bowl. Nom nom...

I gets the clean plate award!

I let da sisters get a small (and I do means small) tastes too. But I hads to sneak in and finish off theirs before they could.

Dis treat (yep it a treat not a meal) is most certainly Boris Approved!

Hai Purina maybe you should put dat on the packages, wot you say?!

Ingredients: water, chicken, guar gum, xanthan gum, sodium nitrate (to maintain color). Prepared without by-products or fillers. It is a product of Thailand. Fancy Feast Appetizers are intended for supplemental feeding only. This product may be fed daily along with a complete and balanced at food diet. Purina's suggested daily feeding is to feed up to one tray per day for an average sized adult cat. I iz bigger than average so does dat means I get two all to myself (I hopes so)?!

The packaging it came in said to celebrate...for any random nuzzle....any loving purr...simply for anytime. So I gets a present wot says to celebrate, do you fink they know Saturday iz my birthday? If they do maybe they could have maybe sended me a whole assorted case of these nom noms to try instead of just one -- one wot I had to share even! Hai PURINA if you out there reading dis, dat iz a big ole hint.