New Fridggy-ator

First it wuz a new floor (wot I no likes I mite tells you -- I slip & slide on it too much when I tries to gib kitchen lubbins).

Den der wuz dat dishwasher wif dat kitteh in it wot goes wooosh woosh woosh.

Now we gots a new refrigerator and I can no gets in it! I lubbed gettin ma nose in da fridggy-ator whenever da humanz did open it. Now I all freaked out about di snew one wot I can no reach!

Besides da fact dat I can no gets it da fridggy no more, dat kitteh iz in der teasin me too! How comes dat kitteh be in everyfings?

I finks I wants ma old fridge back! Dis one skeers me.

Iz Der a Ghost in da Machine

Ma humanz gotted a new kitchen floor den a new dish washy fing too. Tonite i sneaked up on it finkin der wuz sumfin in der makin a quiet woosh woosh sound.

Mehbe it a ghost in da machine? or mehbe der a nutter kitteh in der? I not know. Wot u fink it iz?