Tuesday, June 30, 2009
I did learnz today dat I haz many a gud buddy palz over on Twitterz. Fanks anipals!
Monday, June 29, 2009
And it comes wif a coupons so I can make da humans buy more!
It is the new Fancy Feast Appetizers for cats.
It comed in a neat little box wot told us all about it.
Dey say it iz only real seafoods, poultry
(dat's chicken ya know) or meat (like beefs).
Dey swears there iz no by-products or fillers
(so no crappy parts or allergicy soys).
Looks pretty tasty. Human2 iz taking her own
sweet time getting dis down to me!
I gots the white meat chicken appetizer
(in delicate broth) for to try (if I every gets it).
Guess I haz ta reminds her I am waiting
for my nom noms wot I got in da mails.
I fink she iz teasing me.
She forgets I can reach over da top of da stoves!
FINALLY....oh dis, dis iz nummy...oh yeah.
I gives dis stuffs two paws up! Nom Nom Nom!
Licking up every last little piece in da bowl. Nom nom...
I gets the clean plate award!
I let da sisters get a small (and I do means small) tastes too. But I hads to sneak in and finish off theirs before they could.
Dis treat (yep it a treat not a meal) is most certainly Boris Approved!
Hai Purina maybe you should put dat on the packages, wot you say?!
Ingredients: water, chicken, guar gum, xanthan gum, sodium nitrate (to maintain color). Prepared without by-products or fillers. It is a product of Thailand. Fancy Feast Appetizers are intended for supplemental feeding only. This product may be fed daily along with a complete and balanced at food diet. Purina's suggested daily feeding is to feed up to one tray per day for an average sized adult cat. I iz bigger than average so does dat means I get two all to myself (I hopes so)?!
The packaging it came in said to celebrate...for any random nuzzle....any loving purr...simply for anytime. So I gets a present wot says to celebrate, do you fink they know Saturday iz my birthday? If they do maybe they could have maybe sended me a whole assorted case of these nom noms to try instead of just one -- one wot I had to share even! Hai PURINA if you out there reading dis, dat iz a big ole hint.
I don't see you over there either guess I will go look some place else.
Now I know why I did not sees you before! You iz way up there on roof of da house next door!
So how iz a kitteh supposed to get all the way up there to get you?
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Oh dis iz better. Now we call all see da pretty collar.
Abby decided to sit up all tall and pretty to show off her new collar.
Then she gived us all a really good look at the collars shiney bell.
All that collar modelling wore herz out and she had to lay down and nap right there.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Quit screwin around wif dat camera and open these.
Ooo, what iz in this box. Hai dats ma friend Monkey Cat!
Look at all dis cool loot Monkey sent me for a prize!
I hads to run off and play wif da springy fingy right away!
Sorry but my utter prize iz not fur me. I refuse to wear a collar so my sister Abby is sporty a bonnie new collar. She iz all jingly now and purrty too.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Any who it scared me (almost as bad as thunder boomers and fireworks do) and I thought I might haz to hides under the table or in da basements so they do not gets me.
Den along comes Human2 and teases me wif dis little robots. She called dem droids. I callz dem annoyeds! (cause they annoyeds me).
I was minding my own business looking for birdies or squirrels out my window when all of the sudden this little fing starts coming at me! As you can see I act like I am interested but I am only trying to learn da robots evil plans to take over my worlds!
I had enough of that stupid little bot getting in my face so I gets down on da floor (all the better for ducks and covers) when a second droid comes out of no where and attacks! Look how mean and evil he is! He came right at me I had to leap out of da way before I was zapped wif dat laser cannon he had on hiz face. Human2 tried to lie to me and say it was only R2-D2 from da movie Star Wars, but I knew better and when he comed at me a second time I runned for my life!
Sister Abby wot iz not az smart az I iz went in for to investigates. I do belive dat robot tricked herz into believing he was only there for fun and not for evil purposes. But I know better!
Watch as the whole fing unfolds....
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
BorisKitty on Twitter
Boris over at facebook
Come play wif me!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Da humanz said if I wuz going to go outsides I hads to wear somefing called a flea collar. I iz a clean kitteh, I no have fleas! It wuz a struggle getting da collar on me then I would not move for about 5 minutes.
I went back in but kept trying to lick the collar (yucky smell and even yuckier taste). My tongue is so long I could actually reach the collar. Since I wuz licking it da humanz tooked it off me.
Collar only lasted about 20 minutes. Never again!
There's no fleas on me sing, "there's food around the corner, food around the corner for me!" Like dis here dawg...
And I just loved it so much!
If I had thumbs dis would be open already.
It was a plague ratsie what iz making my crazy.
Fank you so much for sharing the stinkie plague ratsie wif me.
It stinks so gud!
Dis ratsie iz ALL mine.
Sister Abby had to see what all da hub-bub waz about. I fink she likes it too.
Bela had to get in on the ratsie too.
But den da sisters hads to fight over the ratsie!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
But I got a little impatient and had to ask the humans what iz taking you so long to open up my prize from the #weekendroadtrip #pawpawty on Twitter wif all my anipals?
Oh, nom nom nom. Fank you so much. I just love the Kong Teddy (it is like my sisters, I fink she fink it iz herz), feather critter and ball! How did you know I just love balls? Ma humanz play monley in the middle wif me wif balls. Lots of fun.
Bela says the postcard iz really cool but asks why I no share wif her. Because da pwizes are all mine and I don't share stuff what comes here in my name (mostly).
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
As you can clearly see by these pictures we have another new lover of the Kong Ducky Toy! She just went crazy for it and played and played right there on the walk!
Dis next picture is my favorite one (always save da best for last, right). She is loving the ducky upside down just like me.
Her ducky got a little dirty from playing out in the muddy walk, but dat iz what's great about these cat toys they are refillable so all you do is take out the catnip and throw the duck in the wash. He will come out all clean and purrty. Just like new.
So since we donated one to Tater (well worth it to see another kitten loving it so) we are down to two toys and refills to donate to the pawpawty, but that good two more kittehs get to know the luv of the duckie.
Owning a ducky gets you into the Duckie Club to boot. Ducky Club is great. It was started by my friend @Manxington.
Get your own Ducky Cat Toy at CatToys.com (save 10% anytime w/code: DUCKIECLUB) or at Supplies Just 4 Pets (save $5 off $50 code: 5off)
Update: Tater iz now a member of da Duckie Club and haz named herz duckie Duck Duck (as in Duck Duck Goose) :)